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I'm pacing myself to only one two-page spread per day. Otherwise, I think I would have devoured this book in one sitting.

I'm honestly loving this so far. And I'm really enjoying the work spaces in some of the chapters.

So far, this really is just reading like a typical self-help book. I shall ruminate on it further.

Actually really enjoying this so far. I'm reading it as a sacred text with my cousin - a la the Harry Potter and the Sacred Text podcast - and reading chapters three and four through the lens of optimism is a struggle and a half.

Nothing good ever happens when you go to the bathroom...

"Then I'll throw a drink in your face like a civilized bitch."

Are you fucking kidding me? This bitch knew the whole time & intentionally kept it a secret?!

Why does no one ever call before showing up in this book? It would save a ton of wasted trips.

I would like to encourage you to check Adam's basement, Bill. I think he has a torture room down there. No evidence. Just a hunch that he was banging your wife & went for your daughter.

Wtf, Bill. You can't just go to other people's houses & demand to know why someone is there.

Interesting that Adam's kid doesn't really know him, being in Tulsa, since he simultaneously is living in Dallas. Btw, I'm 90% sure Adam did the crime.

I'm honestly annoyed that Bill is being so difficult with investigators.

Fucking idiot.

I love this book even more the second time around.

Mr. Nell!

"Magic would not work on Henry. He was too stupid."

FUCK. YES, EDDIE!

Silver HAS to have a role in this!

DO NONE OF YOU KNOW THE ONE RULE OF HORROR: STAY. THE FUCK. TOGETHER. AHHH!

Holy fuck...

There's a chance reading about all this child abuse is going to fucking kill me. I'm bawling.

I identify with Ben Hascom way too hard. I was like an ultra-scrawny, equally friendless, female version of him.

I'm definitely digging this weird-ass fucking book.

Why in the FUCK is Bev the only one not being her best self? Dudes 1-4: My life is fantastic & I have lots of money. (I mean, Eddie is bald, but he makes his own choices.) Bev: My life is a shit show & I'm not wearing shoes.

Let's pray that this is the book that finally gets me interested in Stephen King.

I forgot about the part where she threatens to kill him if he ever raises his hand to her again. Yes, girl!

Someone please explain why I didn't marathon this whole series the first time.

Still my favorite part.

This book is even better the second time.

FINALLY: gay shit.