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John is Rusty is her dad apparently.

who the fuck is John?

theory #2: her mom is the killer because she found out about the book & was sick of maggie ruining her daughter's life OR her mom is dying of cancer. either one is equally possible in my mind.

yessssssssssss!

"The feminist in her wanted to march in and rail against the objectification of women, which seriously pissed her off. At the same time, another part of her wanted to go in and cheer the girls on for bleeding their clientele as dry as dust and owning their sexuality." Ummm... okay.

theory: history repeating itself. step daughter being molested by step mom, teamed up with bf to kill her?

ugh. why do I have to go to work. I just want to readdddddd!

can these two just get it on already? I could cut this sexual tension with a knife.

Dave is my fave.

it keeps saying flourish and blotts, but i'm 99% sure it means borgin and burkes. oh. look. vampire. totally saw that coming. smh.

harry is even stupider in this than he was in the books - oh, they have ginny, better pointlessly reveal that i've been here the whole time & know where they're keeping her. brilliant plan. idiot.

getting more & more off the mark with every page.

i feel like whoever wrote this really hates ron.

no! how dare you undermine kreachers growth as a character?!

why would aberforth call albus "dumbledore"? he is also dumbledore.

are they forgetting that kreacher is still alive?

this joke about "mrs. filch" doesnt make any sense.

so far, not half bad. i wish it had been set a year after the battle of hogwarts instead of a month - mainly due to how well everyone seems to be doing in the aftermath & how quickly umbridge came up with this plan - & the writing is a bit clunky, but the characterization rings true thus far.

i. knew. it.

ocean - the endless part of yourself you never knew but always suspected was there.

im dyinggggg!

this book is so cute. i cant even handle it.

fuck. yes. i was HOPING this was the plan.

if locke is luciano's brother, im going to shit a brick.

"but what the fuck ever gave you the idea that Locke was the first name i was actually born with?" // fuck. yes.

oh. my. god.

oh my god.

i dont even have any theories at this point. although i did see doña vorchenza's position coming the second doña sophia started talking.

The curse of the reading slump is KILLING me right tf now. I'm sorry, Locke, but I might just call it quits til this curse has lifted.

Typical guys. "We don't get along. I punch you in the face. Now we're friends."