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“Your beloved grandpapa just died from wounds incurred during a border skirmish… you tryna fuck or what?”

I like trees

Everytime I think I can get through this the POV switches to Cass to torment me.

“But what do we do about the gays, Ryszard, I mean, how do we get rid of them?”

How’s it feel to be the most interesting person in the club, Dickie?

Yeah the lack of punctuation certainly is a choice

Who knew trees had anti-incest policies

youre right punctuation is completely overrated - anyone receiving a letter in ye olde times and Paul Murray apparently

Hear my heart shatter like glass for this poor boy’s blisters :(

Cass, babygirl I can’t lie getting to know you is annoying the fuck out of me.

Things men do instead of therapy:

Justice is important and everything for sure for sure, but I do wonder how you can hear someone begging for mercy and not like even hesitate just the tiniest bit

Dare I say Irish Buddenbrooks?

Do you relate to being such a good-hearted person that men fall head over heels for you every single day? Lucie does.

Madame Defarge forever unbothered & knitting as she plots the demise of her enemies.

Paul Bailey is right you can tell this was translated from French, right off the bat.

The beginning of this is so twilight-coded…. travelling to live awkwardly side by side with your estranged father… i see you

Vlad write three complete sentences in a row challenge

Theory: people are blown away by the prose in this book mostly because he randomly inserts french and german phrases every other page.

“Beautiful, stunning prose” OKAY AND????

Beyond me how people romanticize this shit he’s literally the most insufferable person on this planet.

Edmund Tudor, to the disgust of his contemporaries, impregnates a twelve-year-old. Needless to say I’m a big fan of the particular strain of plague bacteria that killed him.

STARTING STRONG WITH PHILIPPA GREGORY SLANDER YESYESYESYES

god forbid women do anything smh smh smh

the vibe of this book is “man who is clearly unwell or impaired by conscience-altering substances holds you hostage with a monologue while you both wait for the bus in the rain.”

But like in a good way

Lenin - ah, sorry, MAJOR - isn’t even dead yet and the gyals are already fighting smh

Also making the disabled character the sick & twisted villain is so… obvious and cliché… also why is the other antagonist the gay one, Lizzie???? Hmm???

“delicious power” ahshshegaga spare me

“How different she is now from the green girl that fell for Sidney.” So you keep telling me. On every page. Deeds, not words, Lizzie.