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Praying that Renzo gets a redemption arc after winning the Dumbest Himbo Alive 1628 award.

I love when authors go on long ass rambles with the intention of convincing me the story they’re telling is Real And True

Pussy so good he forgets his loyalty to the Math Dictatorship.

700 PAGES, ALESSANDRO?

She’s given him 7 children and he’s never seen her navel what a modest icon Stella is

Fuck it i guess i’ll write a book about the downfall of an ultra-patriarchal family — an author in every country in this world, ever

insatiable curiosity is a sin now, is it????

Bernard does one good thing in his life and it’s saving a cat from a slow death by accident

Some storylines can only be written by men

“You think Christ, our lord and savior, ever lol’ed, you fool?” - Jorge at some point

When you re-read this not as a crime novel but a look into medieval lives and minds, that is when it really begins to stand out as something special.

When you re-read this not as a crime novel but a look into medieval lives and minds, that is when it really begins to stand out as something special.

All of Henry’s wives like Cromwell more than Henry and who can blame them

Ho, is you dumb? Back away from these religious convictions, they’ll get you killed.

RIP Janey, i love how Mantel went against the grain and didn't write you as the blancmange of Henry's wives.

hANNEting the narrative, I see.

My Lord Privy Seal is a messy messy bitch

rip Anne you would’ve loved Silver Springs (Live at Warner Brothers Studios in Burbank, CA) by Fleetwood Mac. 😔✊🏻

Ms. Mantel pls have mercy on me.

Wolsey Wolsey Wolsey

Middle child starts acting out when left unchaperoned - tale as old as time, except this time he’s on the throne of England.

Oh Michael you’re making it really hard to get into this

It is at this point I realise that the author probably didn’t intend for me to read Din’s voice in a Benoit Blanc-esque drawl at all, but alas one of the reviews compared this to Knives Out and it stuck.

On god we’re making a dent in that tbr stack this year.

Sighs at having to accept that some books are considered modern classics for a good reason

This has been festering on my shelves for so long because i thought i was way too young to be reading the divorcée handbook for finding oneself but its actually hilarious so far