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📝quit job
📝get lost in mountains with a case of wine
📝get stranded with enormous fire fighter guy

Got it.

Yes, he’s a Minotaur wearing pink short shorts, mind your business 🤭

It probably says more about me than that book that the ice cream chapter didn’t phase me 🫠🤣

🙀🙀🙀 oh. my. fucking. god!

I should be horrified. I’m not. I’m clearly sick in the head.

Am I so sick that my sinuses are cooking my eyeballs, I’ve sneezed so much I think I popped a rib and I just need to sleep it off? Yes.
Am I sill awake coming onto midnight, covered in Vicks, loading my body up cold and flu tablets, surrounded by tissues while happy screaming that this book has me in a goddamn chokehold? Also yes. 🥵😭

Don’t you dare judge me. Read this f***ing book if you haven’t.