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"man is on earth to create more durable and efficient images of himself..."

"Though it would have been all one to those grass-combing Huns, had it been Orpheus in person."

'Do you mean to say you let them out?' cried Jack. 'Do you mean that there are sixty thousand bees howling for blood in the cabin?'

I did not smoke it entirely at once,however,only after I had been pumping for some time;and then I could hardly keep from laughing out loud.

"An' is it mesilf, Dennis Holligan, that ye'd be takin' for a dirty Ijin, ye drawlin', lantern-jawed, spider-legged divil!"

He turned to Wanda. "And how is it you live and get so much fun out of life?" Wanda blushed and looked down at the floor, "Oh, television,"

"in a way I wish I hadn't met you two. It's much more convenient to think of the opposition as a nice homogeneous, dead-wrong mass."

'none of your nasty grog, my friend, until you learn to avoid the ladies of Portsmouth Point, and the fireships of the Sally-Port.'

When he opened his eyes, he was looking at the dead cat in the basket. "Katharine!" "Yessir." "Will you have somebody bury this cat."

'the others gazed... with a bemused satisfaction; at this stage it seemed natural that their Captain should personate a Spanish lady's maid'

but he grew confused and unhappy - he was sure it would not do to let that fellow alone with a valuable teapot...

'He swears you saved his - his privates, sir, and is most uncommon grateful: would feel proper old fashioned without 'em, he says.'

'I urge you the more strongly, because there is a louse crawling up your collar - pediculus vestimenti seeking promotion to p. capitis'

'Young ladies, I desire you will take physic tonight: I have made up a comfortable little prophylactic bottle for you both...'

'there is always another at hand to turn the spit,' said the bear.

'This is not merely your ill-considered use of tobacco... I should very much like to see your excrement.''You shall, my dear sir, you shall'

I feel like I'm reading Jane Austin, where's all the violence? Ah, "War is sweet to those who have never experienced it."

"Poo-tee-weet?"

The giraffes accepted Billy as one of their own, as a harmless creature as preposterously specialized as themselves.

'...I was sitting in the powder-magazine with a naked light at the time, imagining the death of the King, wasting medical stores, smoking...