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brother, i’m sorry, but your life is very boring

jesus it’s so boring

too much straight sex for a gay book

lol apparently i dnfed this in 2023, i have absolutely no memory of this 💀

finished my real book for this year’s reading challenge to finally focus on what matters most: one piece

very saccharine ending

i think i figured out the plot twist

sad

very excited to read again (i say like it’s been months and not like two days since i last touched a book)

really ending the year on a happy note here, great work james 🙄

i hope they do kill libby

very intense will-they-won’t-they scene, sure wish there had been any kind of buildup in the previous two books for this to have an emotional impact but oh well

is it just me or does nothing about this make sense 😭

i’m imagining shallan sitting at the back watching adolin fail his trial like „you’re doing great, sweety :) 👍“

waiting for wit to ask kaladin whether he knows what an iphone is

wit remains the most interesting character yet we only get two seconds of screen time of him each book

“Do you think you can move out by Friday?”
“…”
“I was living alone when I was your age and preparing to marry your father.”
“You got married when you were 16?”
“You’re not 16.”
“…”
“You’re at least 20.”
“… I turned 16 this year.”
“…Oh well then, never mind.”


her own mother 😭

not to repeat myself but WHAT

i don’t think resting for a few minutes will help with TWO broken legs 😭

WHAT

i remember nothing about the first book, why do they hate that guy so much?

“I love your dress, I said, which was stupid cause she was not wearing a dress that day.”

how did she get into an ivy league college

i’m so glad he now knows there’s 3 of him

jesus fucking christ, olivie, i already have a headache, i don’t need all that

i don’t like it

i still don’t understand how will ™ works

god, poor steven

going mad AND being a friend of Lord Byron? the only fate worse is STILL having THREE HOURS LEFT in the audiobook, i have been here for YEARS, FREE ME!!!!

i’ve been listening to this for twelve hours straight today. i caught myself thinking “i wonder what [minor character whose name i will not even attempt spelling] is doing right now” during dinner. i somehow still have ten hours left in this book.

callum a bit melodramatic