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Cache B is 82% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams
It's called a Prince Albert you dumbass... Sorry. I really hate this man so much. I did start reading his books for the joy of hating after all
Jul 28, 2026 01:40AM Add a comment
The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

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Cache B is 70% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams
Should have waited a few more pages because the very next story has the line "Now he sells home life policies and has three daughters. Turned out not to be so gay after all but selling insurance is very queer in my opinion."
Stfu Stephen
Jul 27, 2026 11:58PM Add a comment
The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

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Cache B is 69% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams
You should listen to your friend who told you that you don't "have anything to say about aids, especially as a straight man". Sometimes our friends give us good advice, Steve.
Jul 27, 2026 11:54PM Add a comment
The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

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Cache B is 32% done with The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
Working through the rest of the Stephen king books I haven't read. Eventually I will have read them all... They can't possibly go on forever
Jul 23, 2026 01:59AM Add a comment
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon

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Cache B is 26% done with Nash Falls (Walter Nash, #1)
Lmfao
China backed criminal drug enterprise is lambasting the FBI by using the evil and so secure disappearing messages on.... Snapchat. 🤣🤣🤣 Omg
Jul 22, 2026 06:23AM Add a comment
Nash Falls (Walter Nash, #1)

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Cache B is 8% done with Nash Falls (Walter Nash, #1)
Oh dear this is worse than usual. Which is saying a lot cause his other books are bad.
Jul 22, 2026 03:19AM Add a comment
Nash Falls (Walter Nash, #1)

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Cache B is 5% done with The Odyssey
I can already tell that this is a better translation than the one I read for the Iliad
Jul 13, 2026 09:17AM Add a comment
The Odyssey

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Cache B is 56% done with No Longer Human
This was just on a list of the most disturbing books ever written... This is just 4chan incel shit from the 40s. It's not that much different from JG Ballards the Kindness of Women (which I guess makes sense given that they're both fictionalized biographies of young men coming of age in Japan in the 30s and 40s)
Jul 03, 2026 04:59PM Add a comment
No Longer Human

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Cache B is 70% done with Dark Age (Red Rising Saga, #5)
I'm enjoying this book but it is also a little bit of "wait who was that again? Oh wait nevermind they're dead" over and over again. So many characters that I just don't remember from the previous books.
Jun 25, 2026 11:12PM Add a comment
Dark Age (Red Rising Saga, #5)

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Cache B is 18% done with Dark Age (Red Rising Saga, #5)
This is mildly spoilery but I have a prediction. So spoilers for the end of the previous book.











At the end of the last book Sevro left Darrow to go back to his family and now he's operating alone with the howlers that chose to stay. But this happened in like book two or something too. They had a disagreement and Sevro left but then turned out to be following the whole time. I suspect that's happening again.
Jun 17, 2026 02:58AM Add a comment
Dark Age (Red Rising Saga, #5)

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Cache B is 2% done with Dark Age (Red Rising Saga, #5)
Once again, these books are so dense that having to wait for a copy to become available makes it so hard to follow. I don't remember where people were at the end of the last book but I'm almost positive that this character was on the other side of the universe
Jun 12, 2026 02:57AM Add a comment
Dark Age (Red Rising Saga, #5)

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Cache B is 64% done with There Is No Antimemetics Division
I've been aware of and have read quite a bit of the scp foundation project (which this was originally made as posts to) but this is by far the best writing I've seen from it. Control (which is based on the scp foundation) is a pretty fantastic adaptation of the concepts in there is no antimemetics division as are the 2 series on YouTube.
The redaction is too heavy handed in Five Five Five Five Five.
Jun 06, 2026 12:39AM Add a comment
There Is No Antimemetics Division

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Cache B is 63% done with Anna Karenina
I give up. I just don't care enough. This is going straight into dnf
Jun 05, 2026 06:19PM Add a comment
Anna Karenina

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Cache B is 40% done with Anna Karenina
What do you mean I'm not even halfway through this god forsaken novel?!? (It's not that bad. I was enjoying it but Jesus it's so slow)
May 28, 2026 10:36PM Add a comment
Anna Karenina

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Cache B is 65% done with The Iliad Translated by Samuel Butler
I feel like I'm reading the old testament... This is so goddamn boring. But for the sake of enlightening myself I must press on
May 15, 2026 08:07PM Add a comment
The Iliad Translated by Samuel Butler

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Cache B is 16% done with Blindsight (Firefall, #1)
"You're an asshole, Pag"
"The tightest."
May 12, 2026 11:26PM Add a comment
Blindsight (Firefall, #1)

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Cache B is 22% done with A Swim in a Pond in the Rain
I know this is a nobody criticizing a professor and author (as well as classic Russian literature) but I really don't agree with his statements about the first two stories. He asserts that the purpose of a scene is to make you think that exactly the opposite of what I thought was happening was happening (wow great writing cache. I appreciate your amazing literary criticism🙄)
May 07, 2026 07:12AM Add a comment
A Swim in a Pond in the Rain

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