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Could I pay someone to take out Mal? And my autocorrect keeps changing Mal to Map and wow.

STURMHOND YOU'RE NOW ONE OF MY FAVE CHARACTERS COME HERE!!

Is anyone with me when I say I really don't like Mal? I mean I'm fine with being the only one but I feel like I can't be the only one...

Hey Alina! I have an idea. Be with Mal and I'll be with the Darkling. Then you can be with your love and I'll be with mine!

I meant to type the Darkling the previous update but my tablet just decided to make my life miserable and changed it to Caroling? Like what?

BUT ANHYWAY!!!

Could I just become a Grisha. My power will be summoning cats. I mean obviously!!

And does anyone know what the Darkling's actual name is? I could always Google it, but spoilers!

I'll make you pasta. My pasta (well the sauce, actually) is divine.

Are we supposed to not like the Caroling? Because I absolutely love him and just need to know if the love is shared. But I'm fine with loving the villain by myself.

Faustus is an arrogant ass. I mean he tells the demon (when the demon first appears): "Ooh you're too ugly. Come back a different form." Like, Faustus, you were the one to summon the demon.

But at least the play's teaching me one thing - don't sell your soul. Like seriously, guys. If a contract asks for blood and servitude, it's bad. Oh wait. That includes children and work contracts.

Not so happy with Emily. Just don't like her that much.

Not sure if I like I characters. They seem a bit dull, but perhaps they'll get better...

I just want to hug these two boys is that too much to ask??

Jesse and Calla are my two favourite. Give me at least ten spinoffs of them please. They are the two people who will survive in a horror movie. Persephone on the other hand, is that person who will go 'let's go explore the obviously haunted area' and will die within the first thirty minutes of the movie.

Also, does the Dog have a name? Because I will gladly give it one.

So basically here's a summary of the series - what isn't made up and everyone is in love with everyone else. This is definitely my favourite series.

I just love how all the Raven Boys and Blue are in love with each other.

Trying to find out what year this is set in.

Chapter 11. Things are picking up, action's happening.

Chapter 9. Working through it slowly because of revision of my Politics as someone up high decided we need to write on roughly 12 chapters.