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"How did you do this?" she demanded, flipping through the pictures again and again."

"With a camera," Arthur said.

ok king guess we're whipping out the sass

"You let him drink three bottles of syrup?" Miss Marblemaw demanded.

"Of course not," Arthur said. It had been four bottles.

"Wow," Lucy said. "That was eggcellent."
"Eggxemplary," Talia agreed.
"Come on, guys," Phee said. "It's not fair to have an inside yolk when Miss Marblemaw won't get it."

<3

ebook lied :(

Lucy nodded. “And I’ll open up a dimensional doorway in the fabric of reality and send her to a place where even demons fear to tread. What is this evil place, you might be asking? Great question!” He spread his hands wide in a practiced display of showmanship. “It’s called . . . Florida.”

i love lucy hes so ajdkalskdjala

Lucy nodded. “And I’ ll open up a dimensional doorway in the fabric of reality and send her to a place where even demons fear to tread. What is this evil place, you might be asking? Great question!” He spread his hands wide in a practiced display of showmanship. “It’s called . . . Florida.”


he is so right. florida is blergh :I

lucy sits in the realest way ever

“We could consider vegetarianism,” Arthur mused. “Take meat out of our diet and—”
“I will literally blow up the entire planet if you do that,” Lucy growled. “You think meat is bad? Try breathing when you’re hurtling through space.”

i ❤️ lucy hes so goofy

"Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to pretend I have a fainting couch so I can lay upon it and plot revenge against Eduardo and his little trollop.”
“We’re so weird,” Phee said as the rowboat hit a wave, sending a mist of seawater into their faces.
Linus sighed. “That doesn’t even begin to cover it.”

“To the yacht!” Chauncey cried, arms flailing.
“We don’t have a yacht,” Lucy said. “I would know if we did. I would have crashed it by now.”
“We get to crash boats?” David asked, impressed. “No one told me that we get to do property damage.”
“That’s because we don’t,” Linus said.

AWWW THEYRE ALL SO SILLY

LUCY MY BOY I LOVE U SO MUCH

BANANA BOY WITH MAGICAL BANANA POWERS <3

"—Oh my freaking God, what are those heathens eating?”
Linus said, “Snow cones. Ice with flavored syrup as a topping.”
David turned toward him with wide eyes. “They ruined ice? The most perfect thing in all the world?” He bared his teeth. “I’ll kill them. I’ll kill them all. Ha, ha, just kidding.” Then, under his breath, “Mostly.”
“No snow cones, then,” Arthur said. “Noted.”

“They’re certainly not kidnapping me. Because I’m an adult who does adult things, like taxes and laundry and being sad for no reason.”
“How wonderful! I, too, am filled with an encroaching dread over my own mortality. I’ve always thought that being aware of one’s impending demise makes for a more interesting life, but I have yet to prove this particular hypothesis. Have a pleasant trip!"

ANOTHER INDUBITABLY INDEED-ER!

Looking at David, Linus said, “Arthur prefers to keep the length of his trousers shorter so that his socks may be enjoyed by all.”

SEE HE GETS IT THE SOCK PROBLEM IS A PROBLEM

ITS HAPPENING

"Even Sal said some things that—Lucy. Talia. That had better not be grave-digging equipment I see. I said no murdering!”
Arthur missed them all terribly.

I MISS THEM ALL TERRIBLY

"No, Lucy. Lucy. That was a figure of speech. We’re not actually going to turn people inside out. Lucy, that was not permission for murder.” She sighed. “Yes, I probably shouldn’t have said that, but we really need to have a discussion about how quickly Lucy agrees to a plan whenever murder is mentioned.”

"I like 'happy birt' better," Talia said as she tossed the eggs into the bucket, causing Chauncey to proclaim he was egg drop soup. "It sounds dumb and amazing, like Lucy."

"Happy birt!" Lucy crowed

useless gays please adopt me

AAAAAAAAAAAA THE FLASHBACKS WERE SJSIAKJDJS

somewhere beyond the sea i love you already

WHAT THE EHCK ARTHUR POV IM FONNA EXPLODE LIKE HIM WHAT THE HECKKKKKKKKK

FRICK YEAH IM SO READY FOR THIS


SUCH A COOL INTRO THINGY

read this in class today. perished once again! :D

read this during ELA and it was surprisingly thought provoking for a satirical short story

I LOVE THIS BOOK OMFG ITS GOING ON THE FAVORITE BOOKS LIST YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THIS TO ME

"But guess what?"
"What?"
"There was no treasure after all! It was a lie to get you here for your party!"
"Oh. I see. So the real treasure was the friendships we made along the way?"
"You guys are the worst," Lucy muttered. "The literal worst."


BABY EVOLVED AND GOT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WAAAH 😭😭😭😭

(we all know he loves them sarcasm is a love language)

theyre so ugh can they adopt me please

lucy is so real i love him

Lucy said, "You're not dead!" He sounded strangely disappointed.

"Leaders give positive reinforcement," Talia told him.


"Oh. Good job not dying!"

"That was better," Talia said.

obligatory "i love lucy" post he's such a gremlin