Alzbeta my pronouns are U S A > Recent Status Updates

anyway-I really enjoy seeing the damage that Donatella did to you🙏
I’m literally so happy 🕊️🕊️

LITTLE FOX?!

I WOULD MELT ON SPOT

DONT TELL ME JACKS IS REALLY FUCKING HEARTBROKEN FROM HIS AND TELLA’S BREAK UP OR WHATEVER THAT WAS EVEN💀💀

HAHAHAHAH

good for you Jacks♥️
not saying I hated yo ass but ya we’re still annoying
it’s nice to see you’ve lost your spark to Tella👯‍♀️

LIVE LAUGH LOVE PRINCESS TELLA🗣️🗣️

what’s very nice and warm (warm is joke-Eva literally felt cold) welcome🤗

oh, hi Jacks🤠

oh hell nah
what kind of bitch will Apollo be😭
he’s fucking posing for a portrait with his shirt open or what?
Hell nah🙏
I would die of cringe on spot👯‍♀️

‘…had the sudden impression that there was a reason she was being excluded.’

💀💀💀
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I do not like the way too specific descriptions of the tree
of this pink ass bitch that I love so much will decide that it’s a nice idea to pluck one leaf from it
not only will the tree burst into flames-but I will too along with this book☝️🤠
just a quick warning before you hesitantly act🤗

“You’re not in any danger from me, princess.”
“I’m not a princess,”
“But maybe you will be.”

ALRIGHT
WHO’S THIS HOT BABE
FOR REAL THIS TIME
IMMA CLINK CLANK THAT METAL SO HARD
🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

WHOS THIS HOTTIE😈😈
HE HAS A METAL COVERING HIS JAW?!

oh my lord😈
what kind of wonders can the metal do once I sit on it😈
WAHAHAHAH🗣️🗣️🗣️

that was a disturbing joke☝️🤓
pardon me🤓

THAT AINT JACKS?!

‘Then she saw him.’

I do not k ow who to expect

Jacks at like 75%
Or actually
she doesn’t know how Apollo looks like right?
Alright, then
Jack 200%

“Love at first sound,”

imagine just farting

I would bury myself 12 km into the ground

‘By Kristof Knightlinger’

hey mate, just to let ya know-your cousin has a horrible name-I mean-Kutlass…? Really? Are we for real?

“I placed a bet that Prince Apollo chooses you over the others.”

nah cuz like…is there any other possible outcome?
like imma bet my hand on the fact that Evangeline is the one💀

“Perfect if you’re placing bets on who the prince will propose to-“

Y’ALL PLACING BETS💀💀💀
HAHAHAHAHAH

alrighty-IM BETTIN ON EVANGELINE WITH EVERYTHING I OWN🗣️
(I own nothing, everything was brought from my parent’s money)🙏

“Perfect if you’re placing bets on who the prince will propose to-“

Y’ALL PLACING BETS💀💀💀
HAHAHAHAHAH

alrighty-IM BETTIN ON EVANGELINE WITH EVERYTHING I OWN🗣️
(I own nothing, everything was brought from my parent’s money)🙏

TINY DRAGONS💀
I THOUGH THAT WAS A JOKE ON THE MAP💀
I DIDNT ANTICIPATE TAHT EVERYTHING THAT WOULD BE ON THE MAP WOULD BE TRUE💀

alright im waiting next for the smiley moon and the chubby clown doll at the left side of the map

‘Restore us.’

Restore me reference?

that was a bad joke 😔

‘The Magnificent North’


WRSGUXHYUSNSJJS

APOLLO🗣️
HERE I COME🗣️

‘Until Prince Apollo Has Found His Bride.’

oh hey Apollo
jokes aside I heard ya really popular in the series🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

I wonder what ya’ll do that will make you the most hated character👯‍♀️

PRINCESS DONATELLA?!

JENDISJISJAJAJAOSOJXJDNXNSJSNS

SCARLETT?!
THIS THAT YOU MY LOVE?!

JABSISBSHSBHSHSHS

IM GOING INSANE

MY WIFE IS MENTIONED

“He was badly mauled.”

WHAT THE FUCK💀

wait-what…
ya decided to get married again…?

oh no…this might end up being bad…

WAIT
WAIT
AHHAHDHAIAKAKA
THAT MEANS FINAL AND OUABH ARE HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME
YAY

everyone is all of a sudden…kind?

oh lord, don’t tell me it’s because Evangeline has gained popularity becouse of her bravery

“You may call me Poison.”

POSION🗣️
MY MAN
HAHAHAH
GOOD TO SEE YOURE BACK🗣️🗣️

“Only about six weeks.”

and none of them were willing to save her

for six weeks…

‘And then…Evangeline felt something that was not heartbreak or regret…’

oh my poor Evangeline-I’m so sorry for whatever is about to happen