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‘You could have unlocked me as well.’

oh my lord-that one will hurt once she finds out who she truly is

THE ARCHS ARE PORTALS!?

‘Jacks laughed and covered it up with a cough that sounded a lot like hobgoblin fudge.’


Jacks-my mate-should I be scared of ya🤠

If ya dare to laugh at midnight while I’m peacefully sleeping in my room-let me tell ya-I would hang you

‘Don’t worry, Little Fox. You might even enjoy this.’

motherfucker get out of her head

“Stay away from her,”
“That’s funny. I was about to tell you the same things.”


Marisol-you motherfucking bitch-oh I knew it
FUCK EVERYONE
LITERALLY EVERYONE
EVEN YOU EVANGELINE
DAMNIT
IF YOU WOULDN’T HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT LUC AND YOUR BROKEN HEART NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN
FUCK THIS
FUCK EVERYONE
EXCEPT APOLLO AND THAT SOLIDER
FUCK YAA ALLLL🗣️🗣️🗣️

“I need you to marry Apollo.”

Jacks-what are you actually planning?

of course it’s Jacks doing…

oh no…
guuuuysss

this is hella sad…

my poor Evangeline…

naaah
don’t tell me that Apollo was cursed by Jacks to fall in love with Evangeline…
yo noooo
this shit will break my heart…
poor Evangeline…

anyway-I’ve searched for Apollo’s fan art on Pinterest and like 70% of it were random pictures of trees, saying ‘apollo core’
don’t tell me he’ll turn into a fucking tree😭🙏

alright-this is even worse
Marisol is having a crush on Jacks

alright
this is the absolute worst case scenario

ya really joking?
or like…for real?

no no
jacks
there must be more to it you motherfucker
I know it
and you Marisol? Oh you and Jacks-you have something planned don’t ya? Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE IMMA GO INSANE ABSOLUTELY🗣️🗣️🗣️

“Yes”



holy motherfucking shit

🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

ain’t no way
nah
nope
NAH UH

AINT NO WAY APOLLO IS PROPOSING

BITCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER FOR 24 HOURS💀
AND YOUVE SEEN HER FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES ONLY💀

im going nuts
ya better be joking
please
tell me it’s all a dream
I beg of ya

‘Self-pity doesn’t look good on you, Little Fox’

JACKS!?
SINCE WHEN YA WERE ABLE TO GET INSIDE HER HEAD?!

anyway why does this give me ‘little mouse’ vibes…🤠
compared to Zade🚩-Jacks’s the entirety of nature on Earth🍃🌿☘️

Prince Apollo arrived to the ballroom on a thundering golden horse?

what the fuck

Stephanie-what kind of drugs you have to even produce this🧍‍♀️

Marisol, get the fuck away from the blue-haired-apple-lover-fucker

pls, I’m begging ya😔🙏
don’t strike any deal, my love🤠
pls I’m quite serious🤠

I’m actually deathly serious🤠

jacks…you have…blue hair🥹

my mate, what the fuck🥹

did Tella hurt you so much you decided to look like a unicorn🥹

oh my lord-I love blue-navy blue the most-but mate, pls no🥹

Hi Jacks
Nice to see you again, mate🤠

Fuck off for tonight, will you?🤗

THEYRE PLAYING CHESS WHERE YOU DONT KICK EM OUT BUT KISS EM?!

THE FUCK💀


sign me up pls🕊️

‘May You Find Your Ever After’

the ballad of never after reference🤨

delusion at its peak-this right here🤗

oh no

Marisol🤠
ya just couldn’t stay there, could you🤠

WELL THIS IS HELLA AWKWARD🗣️
anyway, it’s yo fight Evangeline🤗
im a reader, so good luck🤗
with love♥️

NO
MARISOL
I SWEAR THAT IF JEALOUSY WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE I WILL KILL YOU PERSONALLY

LIKE IM NOT FUCKING JOKING
IF YA JEALOUS OF EVANGELINE THEN FUCK OFF

‘Could Marisol have torn the flower on purpose?’


oh please not🤠
Marisol pls I beg you bbg
don’t backstab us🤠
please🤠🤠🤠

Kristof-ya the same dick as your lovely cousin as it seems🤗

alright guys

WHO
THE
FUCK
IS
THE METAL JAW SOLIDER

CUZ IM LOSING MY SHIT
I NEED HIM🗣️

THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

ONE MOMENT THEY MEET
THE SECOND THEY’RE KISSING
AND THE THIRD IS JACKS PULLING EVANGELINE AWAY💀💀

“And yet you keep saying his name.”

I would jump straight out of the balcony onto the phoenix tree and pluck its leave so I could burn

JACKS’S IS APOLLO’S FRIEND💀💀💀

YA GOT FRIENDS JACKS!?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

“It’s your time to die.”

I would choke on my drink💀

‘…since Apollo is the first person I way you to kiss.’

DAYUM🗣️
WITHOUT HESITATION MY BOY🗣️
I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE🗣️