Darcie Baguley > Recent Status Updates

i hate xaden calling violet “love”, gng you’re not aaron warner sybau

xaden and his skilled fingers reminded me of this quote:
“any man who must say, “i have skilled fingers” is no true skilled fingerer”
— tywin lannister
reminds me of that other line:
“any woman who must say “i am badass” is no true badass”
— tywin lannister x2
yes violet, i’m looking at you

“it was hotter than rage, sharper than fear and cut deeper than helplessness, all because i couldn’t get to you”
WHO TALKS LIKE THIS? it’s so jarring; i’m going from violet yapping about how sexy xaden’s big toe is to this awful wannabe bridgerton line. am i supposed to be swooning? this is the type of thing i’d have put in my year eight english exam. i CAN’T believe that this is a 23+ yo talking 🥀

i love tairn he’s the only thing keeping me sane
i’m at the point where i literally would rather violet fall in love with tairn that mr i have the personality of a burnt baked potato
it’s bad when the dragons hotter than the mmc

xaden i need you to act your age girly you are not a horny 15 year old girl on ao3 💔💔💔💔
also what emotional connection do these two have?? like they either talk about a. their friends b. sex and c. violet and her I WILL FIND A CURE THAT WILL MOST DEFINITELY BE HANDED TO ME BY SOME GOT SEASON 8 LEVEL PLOT CONVENIENCE AND WILL NOT BE EARNED IN THE SLIGHTEST!!!!!

i swear to all that is good and holy if violet “whimpers” one more bloody time i will lose my mind

i genuinely despise xaden with every fibre of my being
this man has no personality WHATSOEVER, he is basically a god awful knock off of every single fictional man ever. it’s kind of like yarros tried to write a character like klaus mikaelson (unpredictable, “bad boy” (i hate that i just used that phrase, what has this book made me), sexy “i’ll burn the world down for you” attitude) and failed MISERABLY.

i relate so hard to aaron omd

i’m going to kill apollo

jacks the man you are

apollo should have stayed dead

how has eva not figured out the archer and the fox is about her???

hope apollo stays dead