lyla allen (guess who’s back) > Recent Status Updates

not rosalind knowing bro i would die

I’m actually in love with this book bro i can’t with Alisa being all mom core like MARTY ME or just let me be her

so much to unpack so i’m just gonna like #KMS holy WHAT THE SIGMA BRUH

SPIT IT OUT

e e e e

not the flirtatious Vietnam flashbacks

I’m gonna riot

LAHAHDBSBDBS SN

omg Orion reveal🎀

NO ORION NO YES YES YES

omg get em phoebe don’t hurt em don’t hurt em

EH EH EEEHH IM ON VACATION

GAH

pov: me and my conscience freaking out over something we did

ok gojo reference ok kpop reference ok GAH WHY KS SHE ME

omg this girl speaks for every nerd ever

WHAT

OMG IM NOT EVEN A SPY AND THAT TOOK ME TWO SECOMDS TO FIGURE OUT BRUH

what.

it is not funny how every time he says beloved my knees get weak. IM TOO YOU G TO BE HAVING THESE KINDS OF BODILY PROBLEMS GIVE MY HEART A BREAK

i don’t wanna be that guy but like actually make out please

CANNIBAL QUEEN BY MINIATURE TIGERS IS THE VIBE

can we also #normalize telling people that they are giving us hernias while your running away from the communist party

THEM SPEAKING FRENCH RUFF RUFF RUFF

WHO DID THIS TO YOU, ILL KILL THEM core but still

wait can we #normalize fake fights for attention as a married couple because you actually are pretending to be married because you are against the communist party

I don’t know if it’s a choice, but I’m team Oliver because he’s an icon and deserves better

all the characters are chefs kiss

can we #normalize brothers and sisters stealing each others boyfriends and girlfriends because i have never been so jealous of anyone in my entire life. like i want to be fought over by a brother and sister who are equally hot

“Sweetheart.”? Excuse me? You can 100% win me over with that. How dare you assume.