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"I can occasionally be wise." - Oak

Us, girl, us

When you're in a sad mood abt something that happened, don't tell anyone but they ask and they persist, you refuse but they still insist and then you tell them and they laugh TT

"I'm a miracle of self destructiveness." - Oak

Okay idk atp I'm just following your updates but I just can't help myself ahahaha

"Carry me? What a delightful offer. You can bear me in your arms like a maiden in a fairy tale." - Oak (to Hyacinthe)

Now I'm convinced dude has a death wish 💀 how is he so wild rn????

"She's bitten me before, you know, It wasn't so bad." -Oak

I am genuinely sputtering wtf

"With our lives, blah, blah, I know." - Oak

Dude you could die-

"By then, they had gotten used to murder bring an option that was always on the table."

Yk just throwing that out there hehe






The winter of this msg does not condone murder. Except...

"It's easy to make someone look foolish if you're willing to play the fool."

"That you're terrifying? I adore it." - Cardan

Omg I missed themmmm I missed them sm 💗💗

Ok tell me why
Why does it feel so weird seeing all of the Greenbriar family eat in peace? I mean I'm not complaining but given their history...

But like rly?? Why do Percy and Annabeth have to fall to Tartarus? They have been through sm already TT

Another girl might have frozen, but I am cold all the way through.

My greatest weakness has always been my desire for love. It is a yawning chasm within me, and the more I reach for it, the more easily I am tricked. I am a walking bruise, an open sore.

If Oak is masked, I am a face with the skin ripped off. O er and over I have told myself that I eed to guard against my own yearnings, but that hasn't worked.

"Jude would want to wear your skull for a hat. And Cardan would laugh and laugh at it."
"You might have woken me. I could have done something, surely. Applauded at the right moments? Held you bag?" -Oak

C'mon you gotta cackle at the second one omg hahaha💀

"If Jude wanted another heir, she could have a baby. She was human; she could probably have lot of babies." - Wren

OMG this line was wild i was cackling omggg hahahah

"I wouldn't dream of stopping you."

WTF OAK WHAT NO?

"You're witless enough not to know the difference between eating a rock and a sweetmeat until your teeth crack, but know this - she is not to be touched."- Oak

"The kind of pretty that allows monsters to deceive people into forests, into dances where they will find their doom."

Is it just me or does anyone else also get that fierce protective urge to shield your friends from everything bad and evil and RIP OUT THE THROATS OF ANYONE WHO EVEN THINKS OF HURTING THEM? Just me?

Okay the dedication killed me lmao

Not me waiting not very patiently for people to start flooding my review with comments and likes after I've posted it for like 1 min.

But guys pls, pls read my reviews I work hard on them this time 🙏🏻

"Hercules is like the Starbucks of ancient Greece, he's at every turn."

I have never agreed with anything more hahaha