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zoe u gotta hop on this tentacle porn

best goodwill bookstore find ever

all i wanna do is read this book but i have responsibilities 😭😭🔫

IM SO EXCITED BITCHHHH

kurt u can’t be talking like that white baby

“I also once had a friend. But I was already a despot in my soul; I wanted to have unlimited power over his soul…I frightened him with my passionate friendship; I drove him to tears; to convulsions” yes queen you’re so normal keep it up !

dostoevsky should’ve done stand up. he got me gigglin

the narrator is soooo gabby i love him

god british people are SICK

my daemon would be a charmander

great now the cousins are fucking