Danielle Iadevaio > Recent Status Updates

CAN ARTHUR STOP PASSING OUT????

dont even tell me arthur’s wife is starting to mess around with arthur’s boyfriend

meredith’s soft spot for jamie…i see beyond your hard exterior bitch

having a three way in your dead father’s house while your wife is somewhere else in said house has to be against some kind of moral code

“ then she hated herself no more or less than usual when she typed back ‘fuck you I’ll be there in five’ “

lmfao real af

yves with this damn chocolate

the girlies are fighting

this is the strangest family dynamic ive ever read

i am feeling so bad for arthur this poor bisexual man just wants L O V E

the dynamic between these siblings is legit insane

meredith is a crazy bitch and who the fuck is lou

this book is very quirky and i’m not exactly sure what’s happening but all i know is there are vibes and i am vibing

“ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO FIRST”

I AM MOTIVATED

(& maybe a lil afraid)

this book is off to a delightfully chaotic start and i an here for it

wait guys DNF’ing unfortunately lmao

PLS WHY IS IT GETTING SO SAD HELLO? HELP?

“she made me think of the way light falls through stained glass”

like we need more of THIS

WHY IS THIS BOOK MAKING ME SAD ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT????

i don’t know if i’ll think of vegetable oil the same again

the way the reverand mother keeps clocking sean like baby C O N F E S S

finishing when losing your virginity???????????????

“the more you let people be who they are, the better your relationships will be”

“but here’s the thing, you’re not avoiding confrontation - you’re avoiding someone else’s emotions. the only conflict is the conflict you’re going to feel internally about how your decisions are going to impact other people emotionally and how they’re going to react”

damn mel stop screaming at me wtf

reading a book like this when you’re celibate feels masochistic

oh…that wasn’t…i feel like someone needs to call john quinones for that one

“you get one wild and precious life, so go live it in a way that makes you proud”

“don’t let guilt drive your decisions”

THIS .

does anyone have enough holy water one could douse themselves in? asking for a friend .

“i get a lot dirtier than that, darling. so buckle up”

i’m so strapped in you don’t even have a clue