Danielle Iadevaio > Recent Status Updates

zenny girl does not play around she said pls run me into the ground before me and god become besties and for that i can’t help but respect her

i’m gonna need the verbage for said female private parts to change IMMEDIATELY

there is in fact nothing holy about this book

“except. shit. it’s not zenny at all. IT’S MARY”

YEAH NO SHIT SWEEETHEART THEYRE THE SAME PERSON

i’m actually pissing my pants at this story line rn like

if a man said any of this to me within minutes of meeting him for the first time i’d call the police

but that’s also not to say i am not #aroused

jesus take the wheel

gosh it’s like mel robbins is talking directly to me

my brain hurts this is so confusing

ITS LIKE TWILIGHT MEETS ACOTAR FR

ok did callie hart steal this ending from acotar or whattttttttttttttt

i’m shitting my fucking pantalooons rn this is serious

CARRIOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN

it’s just getting crazier

kingfisher really said fuck around and find OUT

i’m sorry but i can’t stop picturing malcom and the others as the volturi from twilight

OH NAUR HE’S GOING TO SACRIFICEEEE HIMSELF

“when we were here last time, you said that the people of ballard had something you needed, but you never got it”

“yes i did - i came for a little hope”

aw fisher you big softy maybe i am warming up to you a little

i’m gonna be honest i’ve been reading this book in a scottish accent the entire time

omg he’s literally s**cidal

HE KNEW ALL THIS TIME .

oh saeris is tweaaaaking ab these runes and rightfully so

omg he called ber by her full name THIS IS SERIOUS

oh shit shit shit shit SHIT

oh my god i’m gooped and gagged i’ve been wondering where this bitch has been the entire time and THIS is how she returns??? oh fucking fuck no

now where was THIS writing / energy / plot progression THIS ENTIRE TIME???

he gave her his dad’s sword

okay maybe he can be cute

thank god he didn’t make her stay away, forcing us to have a stupid 3rd act breakup fight

how is it that i am 443 pages in and there is no action

i can’t help but think that the quicksilver sounds like the green aliens from toy story everytime it speaks