“I drop-kicked him out of a moving train and he’s at the bottom of a ravine somewhere, busy being extremely dead. There is nothing for you here, then, so go on and be banished.” He spreads his fingers wide and thrusts them outward like he’s casting a spell. “I banish thee!”
“This whole time, he was never real. All along, it was … Shia LaBeouf! Method acting!”
This book makes me giggle
— May 17, 2024 06:30AM
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