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“You know nothing, Jon Snow.”

GRRM just can’t write smut scenes well I am sorry. They are all such a cringe.

“oh, hurry, hurry, I want you in me, in me, in me.” He did not even have time to undress properly. Shae pulled his cock out of his breeches, then pushed him down onto the floor and climbed atop him. She screamed as he pushed past her lips, and rode him wildly, moaning, “My giant, my giant, my giant,” every time she slammed down on him.”

I am dead from cringe.

I noticed something. Tyrion doesn’t call himself a man, he calls himself a dwarf. Just like he is not fully a human.

“Before this is done, I’ll wrap these chains around the wench’s throat, see how she likes them then.”

“But unless you mean to throw me over the back of that plow horse like a sack of flour, someone had best do something about these irons.”

Damn enemies to lovers energy😙

I feel this enemies to lovers energy between Brienne and Jaime😙
Finally a good ship where everyone is a minor and there is no incest:>

“I want to fly”

“Oh,” was all Dany had time to say as he pulled her close and pressed his lips down on hers. He smelled of sweat and salt and leather, and the iron studs on his jerkin dug into her naked breasts as he crushed her hard against him. One hand held her by the shoulder while the other slid down her spine to the small of her back, and her mouth opened for his tongue, though she never told it to.”

SHE IS 14

“I left the next morning… for a place where a kiss was not a crime, and a man could wear any cloak he chose.”

“Joffrey did that. He promised me he would be merciful, and cut my father’s head off. He said that was mercy, and he took me up on the walls and made me look at it.”

Tired of reading today.
Asoiaf drained me as fuck. It is interesting, but tough read.

“You ask that? You, who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, devious, disobedient, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men’s laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors, since I cannot prove that you are not mine.”

No one Bran and Arya having dreams ab being wolves 🐺

Lmao Jaime is bald now. Well that a turn of events.

Lol Brienne and Jaime

Oh Jesus Christ this book is so freaking big.

Oh this one gonna be💀

“Ramsay.”

Oh shit

“It’s no matter, she thought, swinging up into the saddle. The rain will wash them clean again.”

Paradoxically Dany’s chapters are the most boring and unimpactful ones.
That makes sense since there are only 5 of her chapter from the whole book.

“I could keep you safe,” he rasped. “They’re all afraid of me. No one would hurt you again, or I’d kill them.”

Sandor please keep ME safe
Literally my husband🥰

”The mouth of the Blackwater Rush had turned into the mouth of hell.”

Gonna stop here.
I have read more than 400 pages today. That’s insane.

“Because of men like you.”

“There are no men like me. There’s only me.”

“I want my girls back, I want Robb to lay down his sword and pick some homely daughter of Walder Frey to make him happy and give him sons. I want Bran and Rickon back, I want…” Catelyn hung her head. “I want.”

Oh Catelyn :(
Tho I know that Bran and Rickon are not dead.

“Only this—I have your little whore.”

Ahahahaha Cersei such a bitch🥰

“A woman’s life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you’ll learn that soon enough…and the parts that look like magic often turn out to be messiest of all.”