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“Welcome to our humble hall, dog.”
SANDOR???
My husband finally appeared after 500 pages🥰🥰🥰🥰

”I am not afraid. It was a queer feeling.”

Tyrion is a pathetic weak and later wicked man who is seek for love and acceptance, but only thing that is available for him is prortitut’s love for his gold and acceptance of what she has between her legs.

I can see why he is GRRM’s favourite character. I think he was the one he was thinking ab a lot and who he worked hard to portray on paper:>

“I will ask after her. What is this woman to you?”

“My protector.” Jaime had to laugh, no matter how it hurt.”

Finally Brienne and Jaime. Their duo give a lot of pleasure🫶

“The lovers,” Shagwell sighed loudly, “and what a lovely sight they are. ’Twould be cruel to separate the good knight and his lady.” Then he laughed that high shrill laugh of his, and said, “Ah, but which one is the knight and which one is the lady?”

My only ship in got rn

Again my critiques toward GRRM work is that his books lack slow development of character dynamics.
Jon fall in love with Ygritte because?? I mean for she has literally no character. In the show they spent so much more time together and having those funny dialogues.
They just slept together (rather more SA but Jon “enjoyed” it)
GRRM is great at world building and politics but sucks at portrayal of relationships

“On my honor as a Lannister,” the Imp said, “I will not touch you until you want me to.”

Thank god, you creep 🫥

“A child,” he repeated, “but I want you. Does that frighten you, Sansa?”

YOU FUCKING SHIT JUST WHAT THE FUCK
Just THE FUCK

“It’s time to bed them! Let’s get the clothes off her, and have a look at what the she-wolf’s got to give my uncle!” Other men took up the cry, loudly.”

And AFTER THAT some can hate Sansa???
People who despise her are my enemies.
My poor girl with her silly dreams:<

“I do solemnly proclaim Tyrion of House Lannister and Sansa of House Stark to be man and wife, one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever, and cursed be the one who comes between them.”

This wedding is such a cringe
oh my god Sansa

Poor Sansa:<

“I love the smell of you,” he said. “I love your red hair. I love your mouth, and the way you kiss me. I love your smile. I love your teats.” He kissed them, one and then the other. “I love your skinny legs, and what’s between them.”

This is SOOO out of Jon’s character.
Absolutely fucking not.

Why does GRRM makes rape “enjoyable” in his books? With Jon and Daenerys. This is problematic.

“The proving had been so sweet, though, and Ygritte had gone to sleep beside him with her head against his chest, and that was sweet as well, dangerously sweet.”

Ygritte in the show is so much better.
70% of the characters in the books are creeps.

“Not so fast, oh, slow, yes, like that. There now, there now, yes, sweet, sweet. You know nothing, Jon Snow, but I can show you. Harder now. Yessss.”

O my god…..gross
Also this is rape.
GRRM makes a lot of problematic decisions in books. The worst of them is making characters enjoy rape, and do not calling it rape:>

Sorry but I just love LOVE making a lot of updates when I read and share my thoughts:>

“Hodor,” said Hodor.”
“Hodor,” Bran agreed.”

“Her hand flashed up and cracked Ser Jorah hard across the face.”

“If you were my true knight, you would never have kissed me, or looked at my breasts the way you did, or…”

I hope when she will not need him, she will kill him.

“She had taken care never to be alone with Ser Jorah after that, keeping her handmaids with her aboard ship, and sometimes her bloodriders.”

Poor Dany

“My pardons if I disturbed you. You caught me chastising my wife.”

Not Jaime calling Brienne his wife😙

The got me giggling and kicking my feet

“As if they caught us fucking instead of fighting.”

everything has its time😙

Brienne and Jaime fighting against each other by swords😍>>>>>>> >>>>>>>

“Come on, come on, my sweetling, the music’s still playing. Might I have this dance, my lady?”

This book is def the best out of the ones I have read in the series.

“Her son wanted comfort, Catelyn realized; he wanted to hear that it would be all right. But her king needed truth.”

“The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.”

“I am Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, not a brood mare! The Queen Regent!”

“You are my daughter, and will do as I command.”

“You will marry and you will breed. Every child you birth makes Stannis more a liar.”

“No,” Cersei said from between white lips. “No, no, no.”


Oh Cersei ☹️

“Too many strange faces, Tyrion thought, too many new players. The game changed while I lay rotting in my bed, and no one will tell me the rules.”

“And Samwell Tarly knew every kind of fear.”

Wait Sam has his own chapters???

“He kissed me and threatened to kill me, and made me sing him a song.”

🤨 Sandor didn’t kiss Sansa.
The proof:

“He yanked her closer, and for a moment she thought he meant to kiss her. He was too strong to fight. She closed her eyes, wanting it to be over, but nothing happened.”

Is it GRRM’ mistake?or something. I don’t understand.