tee (rin's version) > Recent Status Updates

"I was made for him." yuck

"He’s warned her that heavy lunches make heavy hips, and Sophia wishes always to be his light." her husband pmo already

it get unnerving how everything doesn't fit her

"Should you wish to personalize your dwelling, the following paint colors are acceptable: Virgin White, Eggshell, Purity, First Snow, Antique Porcelain, Morning Star, Fresh Cream, Mother’s Milk, and Innocence." what in the hoa bs is this

ch4

ohh i like it already

“And I did. Oh, Deathless One, I worshipped at your feet until you fell in love with me. And then what did you do?”
“I killed you,” he whispered.

"His Majesty Desmond Flynn, Emperor of the Evening Stars, Lord of Secrets, Master of Shadows, and King of Chaos" could've picked a better name tbh

ARE ALL 17 BRACELETS VISIBLE???? WHAT IS THIS THE ERAS TOUR???

“Hello, Desmond Flynn."

has gotta be the ugliest mmc name ever its not even moanable

“You’ve upgraded your lingerie since I last saw you.”

DEADASS I WOULD CEASE EXISTENCE

“‘Bargainer, I would like to make a deal.’”

stupid

rereading this and now i feel like i'm in 2010, 13 years old, using books to cope with high school

im in reading slump dont judge

"For my mother and father. Please don’t read this."

see this is the kind of dedication i like

The king raised a chin, “As a king, I can respect your military strategy and your apology for the coup, but as a husband, I cannot.”

oh euclid my man even if your name doesn't sound moanable ill figure it out

TJHE TRANSITION FROMVAMPIRE PRINCE TO VAMPIRE KING!!!

“All hail King Euclid House of Romulus,” quipped Amias from where he stood, exaggerating a bow, “and Queen Emmeline of House Marcus.”

okayyyy literal queen behavior

fuck me not her too

YO HELL NAH HE DIED???

"Emmeline had fallen desperately, unquestionably, and fervently in love with the vampire prince." LETS GOOO

Emmeline watched in undisguised amusement at the interaction as Amias turned to her, smiling, and bowed his head. “Looking lovely as usual, my princess.” His smile turned into a grimace as he looked at Euclid. “Brush your hair. You look like shit.”

LMAOAOAOOAOOAOAO

“Angelica was lovely and sweet,” Felix interrupted. Imogen smirked slightly, her eyes darkening.
“Yes, she was."
“I can’t believe you were sleeping with his betrothed,” interjected Felix.
“Well, someone had to,” she mumbled in response. Amias rolled his eyes as he continued.

IMOGEN ICONIC QUEEENNNNNNNN

“Then let me touch you, wife. Let me show you how I finish you.”

OH MY UNDOINGGGGG

“I’m not going to lie. That was kind of attractive." AMIAS IS SOOOO ME

“I’m your husband!” “And I’m your wife!”

DELICIOUSSSSS