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HE HAS LONG HAIR???? BARK BARKKKKK

imagine going to hell bcs you turned your paper in the exam hall so loudly im crying

"Just arrived?”
“Yes indeed,” said Alice.
“Double suicide,”

peter pls behave

“Christ,” said Peter. “Hell is a campus.”

i can relate my university is hell

"Peter sat with both hands covering his crotch, and this only made things worse, because it drew attention to the thing and now they couldn’t not talk about it." nahahahhsAHAHAHAAHHAHSHAHHh

"Something hard dug against her thigh." UNCONVENTIONAL ONLY ONE BED IN HELL

went to hell and her first idea of mischief is saying boo to the other ppl LMAOOAOA

.....i was eating grapes.....

"....Lembas Bread (stale, cardboard-y nutrition strips popular among graduate students because they took seconds to eat and kept one sated for hours...."

omg ozempic for hell

“Alice Law, you naughty girl. You’re trying to go to Hell.”

why tf does it sound so sexy lmAOAOAO

the love and hate i have for bruce is unspeakable

i love all robins, but i hate that batman kinda push them into one upping each other

DISCOWING DISCOWING DISCOOOWINGGGG

IF I EVER HAVE TO TOUCH YOU AGAIN, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ENJOY IT!"

THATS IT THATS MY BOY

"WE'RE BAD FOR EACH OTHER, AND AS LONG AS WHAT WENT
DOWN IN THAT FINAL FIGHT WITH BLOCKBUSTER REMAINS A
SECRET"

MY DUDE SHE RAPED YOU AND TRIED TO MAKE YOU MARRY HER WHEN YOU ARE AT YOUR LOWEST HES TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU

"ask your mom what i did" lMAOOOO NAUR

dont mind me im on my nightwing hyperfixation

"IT TAKES A DIFFERENT HERO TO HELP WITHOUT A MASK." oh my baby

"And in the soft dirt of the floor gapes a long, deep hole, lovingly Sophia-sized." DUDE WHAT THE FUVCK???

"Your husband’s name is Adam." BITCH

OH MY GOD IT IS ADAM AND EVE RETELLING

“What’s your husband’s name, Sophia?”

oh my god not me going back to reread everything, i couldnt find ANY

“Who are you? Cascavel is a very odd name.” WIKI SAID CASCAVEL IS RATTLESNAKE IM CRASHING OUT

“Are you happy, Sophia?”
“NO,”

"The fruit-bearing tree located beside the Eastern Gate is for decoration only and its issue is not safe to eat. Residents are encouraged to partake of all other orchards and groves within the bounds of clearly marked parks, gardens, or Arcadia Gardens infrastructure. Consumption of the issue of said tree shall constitute a gross violation of this Agreement and render it null and void."

IS THIS ADAM AND EVE????

"The staircase she needs a half hour to descend." HOW SMALL R U

"He says her name over and over, until it no longer sounds like her name at all, but someone else’s, and for a moment, Sophia could swear it is someone else’s name. Other vowels and other consonants, strangers in the halls of her ears. But she shakes her head against his chest and the moment floats away. The world is Sophia again. Sophia, Sophia, Sophia."

IM UNCOMFORTABLE WHAT IS HAPPENING

felt like modern yellow wallpaper

"She puts it to her nose and smells the hair. The stench of it floods her brain and makes her gag: spices and rotting flesh and sour, private sweat and hot sands stretching away into a burning, lonely nothingness." that is someones dead scalp and hair you smelling fosureeee