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okay so definitely it the book to be reading while sitting next to my dad…

really interesting so far! i like the bluntness of it all

IS SHE TURNING INTO A JELLYFISH OR LITERAL WATER???!????

i’m starting to really love it!!
probably due to the fact that i can actually tell what’s going on

lots of metaphorical talk so i have to truly focus when reading but loving leah’s pov

THEY DID MY GIRL SAUNDRA SO DIRTY AND IM SO SAD ABOUT IT

bram and lux are the most excruciating characters in this book.

side note what kind of names are bram and lux??

interesting concept but hate the trobe of popular girl hates new kid… it’s so boring and not realistic in the slightest

being buried alive is one thing but while NAKED… no thanks

THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!

love Mary’s come to jesus moment there. she girlbossed so hard

GOD GIVE NE A MOMENT TO BREATHE!!
so many plot points (all good ones) but there’s just SO MANY

i feel like i’m at a standstill with this book. don’t get me wrong it’s SO ENTERTAINING but i can just get so lost. like Mary has become the least perspective person. literally at what point were the loved ones shoved down her throat…
mary would def remember doing that especially since we saw her PULL THE PIECES OUT in order to make sure they we’re okay rather than her aunt (really creative plot point tho)

I DIDNT MEAN WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE DOG!
this is vile; makes me wanna hold and hug my dog while whispering sweet nothings into his ear for all eternity

SO MANY THOUGHTS
1. i love this book
2. the cover is absolutely perfect
3. can that dog chill tf out
4. okay the mysteryyyyy
5. I NEED TO KNOW MORE!!!!! OPEN UP THE MEMORY MANSION!!!!!

i hate that i can’t figure out what’s going on but i hope it all comes together otherwise im not gonna like the book…

GREAT START TO THE BOOK!!!
has me thinking what type of fruit i am….??

page 201 really makes up for a lot of the book

them having sex while he bit off part of his tongue and is bleeding profusely is disgustingly

one place after another, 1 car after another, pointless chapter after chapter
IM BORED
something fun better happen soon

WHYD THEY LEAVE THE BIRD IF IT CANT FLY
IM HEARTBROKEN

i’m no longer queer, i’m scenic

can ryan just shut his mouth
“i would fight for you to” go fuck yourself dude

the “he’s dancing” shattered a part of me

loved the turkey rumble!!