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As cheesy and far fetched as this plot is, I am cackling at some of the scenarios 🤣😭

I’m just here for the kookiness of the main character. I do not understand her motives but I need a palette cleanser read after Onyx Storm 🤣

“And you’re stingy with the one thing that should be free to all, knowledge”

Cannot tell yall how much I relate to Violet.

“It is unwise to favor one god above another. Better to shun them all than to show favoritism among a jealous, prodigious pantheon” PREACHHHHHH BABYYYYYY

“Pain isn’t a competition, there’s always enough to go around.” Amen sister

Just got my Libby copy omgggggggg. See yall in 13 hours

“Sometimes, the universe steps in if you give it a chance.”

I feel like I’m reading a book about myself giving advice to my friends lol

“Mallory cringed. She hated to see her precious deck man-handled.”

Me anytime my friends get a boyfriend

“I’m bored, she thought. She should flip the sign to Closed and go home and watch football with Ted. That sounded even more boring.”

That’s so real

This book is putting me in a major slump. I’m avoiding my Libby app like the plague. I think because it’s such a short book is why I keep trying so hard to finish it

This is insufferably slow and boring. Wondering if 30% is already too far in to stop 😵‍💫

I’m kinda loving the relationship between Parker and Parker (🤣). I’m not looking forward to the inevitable drama and the “we shouldn’t be together” trope that I’m sure is going to happen but hopefully it gets resolved fast, and doesn’t drag on.

Not my usual type of book, but it was the only book I was moderately interested in, for a Goodreads end of the year challenge. Soooo here we are

I have already seen the movie years ago when it came out, but don’t remember much about it except for the beginning. So I don’t think anything is spoiled for me

After hundredsssss of Goodreads book giveaway entries I finally won my first giveaway 🥳

I only physically read at night when I’m trying to relax and fall asleep, so I will try to finish this within a week and give my review

So far, I think I like it more than I thought I would! It’s very much giving “beginner spice”. Which I’m not mad about

So far, I am loving this soooo much. Fingers crossed that it keeps up its momentum 🤞🏼

Jesus Christ does anyone actually enjoy miscommunication/ I should be in fucking therapy but instead I’m gonna cause the most unnecessary drama known to man tropes???? This is INSUFFERABLE

I need to stop listening to tik tok for book recommendations. Every time I start reading this, I immediately fall asleep. There’s like, no character development, the storyline is dryyyyyy, and I truly just don’t give a fuck about what’s happening. Fml

This book could have easily been cut in half. 🥴 I’m struggling to finish. I hope it’s worth it!

This audiobook is insufferable. The screechy screaming teenagers are literally making me want to get violent. Between the yelling and the long intro music for the fucking podcast…. Who the FUCK approved the audio

Can we PLEASE STOP normalizing these live action audiobooks with the music. I don’t need to hear a minute of music every time the podcast portion starts in the book. SO IRRITATING.

I really love the premise of this book. It’s not really giving super young adult vibes. Like, I could see this as a movie for adults. I’m not mad at it!