Judith G (t swizzle version) > Recent Status Updates

When you watch a movie with warnings of sexual content, language, and alcohol references but you only have 30 seconds left and that still hasn’t happened: the math ain’t mathin

When theirs 6 minutes left but they haven’t even kissed yet….

I’m So sORRY (no I’m not) but the way that I just watched the most UNNATURAL laugh to ever exist is crazy 😛

“Justin is a big boy” why is that the most chemistry they’ve had the whole movie

SHE SAID “If he orders me a salad I’m quitting” he then proceeds to order her a salad, the order arrives and she picks up his plate and says “uh no” then switches the plates like the doormat boss she is

“You ever cook for yourself?” “Not if I can help it, that’s where YOU (the young woman) come in.”
Even though he never asks his male assistant to cook, well now the male assistant is in crutches so time to put the female one in crutches tooo….. hhahahaha 😆 (I crack myself up)

I’m sorry for pulling u into this but YOU are coming along with me as I put myself through an hour and a half of pure misogyny and him reading the lines really bad! So welcome to the first one of many!

She makes him dinner goes out to see him swimming in the really long pool, but u can’t see his chest! He comes out to eat it with his shirt on (phew) and she sits down and He SAYS “you can go”

Guys IM BABY-SITTING till 1am and I just started this weird movie called Beauty and the Billionaire so…. I’m all set

Guys my b days in November who wants to get me a kindle for my birthday! U guys are my best friends lol

Guys just finished my morning bathroom concert… anyone sing before he cheats today?

Now I take my 24 LEAVE folks, I’ll see you on August 12 fellow swifties.

My new profile pic is what I WISH my hair looked like On THE WEeKENdS (1989 TV)

Guys 1989 TV came out at like 2:49 in the morning, and I held my breath for an UNGODLY amount of time

Just started my 2 day vacation at my grandams!
-Bowling
-Cookies
-take out
-And of course LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT

In my red lipstick 💄 era! ♥️🌈☀️

Ahhh…. 😟 I was singing blank space out loud and by the last part I went, “I got a blank space baby…. “AND I LIKE YOUR NAME” LIKE, HUH! She in ha mood (meaning me) ♥️ 😐

Me: pauses my music
10 minutes later: starts playing again randomly (Just that Tuesday toughness)

Reading brain- (n.)
Definition: when you read to much that you compare everything to books

Example: When I was talking to my friend about my summer I had a sudden spout of reading brain and had a break down my life isn’t like a book!

(v.) When you reference a book/ books repetitively to someone or something

Example: I reading brained my sister when we were discussing writing.

Today is one of those days where nothing happens but you feel like the world ended! #sadsundays

Is it just me, or every time you start a hobby it’s like constantly in the back of your mind that you haven’t finished that book, or ended that poem YET! Because it is for me! 💕✨

Me: wanting to do something meaningful today
Also me: spends 3 hours doing nothing on my iPad 😭😱🥲

Just another manic Monday! Except it’s Thursday, and it’s not manic at all! #feelingrepera

🌧️ + ☀️ = ⛅️ that’s the weather and how I feel today

Guys I’m having an existential crisis about everything and anything! Anyone else feeling like the messed up Barbie rn?! ✨😭♥️💜❤️📖

Just me hyping up for the Barbie Movie 🎥 🍿

This book is so good!

This book is beautiful, amazing,stupendiforous. And every good thing! Ahh ❤️💘

“I’m not even mine anymore I’m yours” ahhhh😩😫

It hits different, it hits different cause it’s you!
I need to make them a playlist!

Btw I’m listening to it on an audiobook! And the readers are really good

Wow! Lots of trigger warnings