Josephine Smith > Recent Status Updates

I finally made it to de profundis

My god, so many finances to manage

Mr. Wilde is out here putting Boise’s daddy issues on blast. Wilde, though on the brink of insanity, continues to churn out lines of not just gold, but platinum encrusted with rubies! I love his writing. Because it’s in letter form, his tone changes frequently; the letters to the secretary are so different than his about Boise to Robbie. I’m even annotating this one.

Omg he’s so dramatic but uggh I’m gonna cry he’s so in love with himmm

He’s such a dick.

I accidentally saw spoilers :(

I don’t like the chocolate man

Damn, that Mrs. Bolton is one Conniving bitch!

IM SORRY WHAT?!? “In my dreams I ——“ absolutely not. Tear inducing stuff right there. I know you’re sorry about the vase but no need to get pornographic about it

Bruhhhhh Briony is so annoying. I mean I get it, everyone loves her and she’s the baby but for the moment, I am a Cecilia supporter! Also, the whole thing with Lola and whatshisface(Marshall I think? The Willy Wonka of WWI) is so shady I mean she’s like 15 stop flirting with the child 👧 🤮

I can appreciate the objective talent of Shakespeare, but tbh I don’t love it, or at least this one. It’s boring to me and rather simple

I’m so lost 😃 like okay, she’s depressed, then she’s happy because baby chicks, then she’s crying, and then all of the sudden they’re copulating?!?!?! Like when did this happen? Go back to the chickens please I’m begging. Y’all hardly know each other. Also, since when was the proper response to someone crying to stick your-

The classism in this book is WILD bro also not her switching up after accidentally walking in on his shower. This whole lot is an interesting sort(not in a good way)