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Ch. 5 - note to self as I wait for the Libby hold to renew 😝

This book is so freaky 😅

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I’m glad I picked this one back up. The beginning wasn’t really hooking me in, but it’s definitely more interesting now.

Things are really heating up 🥵

So far this story is so cute! I always forget how much I love a billionaire romance 💅🏻💳 It’s a little over the top but in a fun way, kind of like a K-drama, so fun.

After finishing Knight and the Moth, I feel like I’m in the mood to try this one again 😅

“I’ve never even had you and your body haunts mine.”
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He was trying to come up with a way to get Hannah into bed so they could have an entirely platonic sleepover. Did he even own a 🍆 anymore?
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I am loving the slow burn soooo much 🕯️

“I can smell the oil, Hannah” OMG this scene is way too good, I’m squealing with delight 🤭

I’m already loving the Schitt’s Creek vibes. Just the kind of distraction I need right now 😅

Gahhhh, I hate when book characters piss me off. I am not happy right now 😤

I am so nervous for the plot twist at the end. I have a horrible feeling I’m going to be destroyed by some kind of betrayal that will be revealed 😵‍💫

If a character says “I don’t want to talk about it” more than 5 times in a book. It’s a hard pass 😑

If they are not willing to “have a conversation” I’m not willing to read it 👎🏼

I love him so much it’s truly painful. As if every time I resist telling him how I feel when the truth boils up so close to the surface, a tiny piece of myself withers and dies. 🥺

It’s so much easier to communicate insecurities when you don’t need to communicate them at all. Isn’t that all we ever want? To be seen and heard? Validated, even when we’re not able to ask for it.

It’s starting to give a little bit of “The Proposal” vibes and I’m here for it

“This morning, I was soaking in a bubble bath - my first bubble bath in ages - and Thatcher came in and took a two-minute asparagus piss with the obligatory pop fart. And when I unleashed hell at him, he slowly pulled back the shower curtain, folded his arms, and said “it was a good pee.”

Honestly the FMC’s sister complaining about her hubby is too on the nose 🤣😭

“You say you’re not nice, or warm, or bright, or any of those stupid fucking words that people use to describe the sun, but I never asked you to be the sun. I would rather have the moon anyway.”

A date when he brings 12 different slices of pie to a picnic sounds like a dream!