Ali DaSilva > Recent Status Updates

you’re sweating from holding a door knob lock…. also shut up

girl wtf what you talking about now they’re with the mafia???? wtf

…. at least 4 times a chapter this bitch mentions how the minotaur has messy hair???? like okay we got it he doesn’t gel his hair back or style it like drop it. every single chapter sometimes multiple times a page??? back off christ almighty

only reading this for bestie who doesn’t wanna pay for the book and doesn’t have KU so mind your business because i’m hating every second lmao

this is how dumbasses die. you don’t know who this man is just that you like his tik tok videos it could very well be some random that like figured it out (it’s not but how would she know) and instead you get in the car with them and then suck them off???? because you’ve been dreaming of this for months??? hello???? girl bye don’t pmo

crazy to listen to this at work sorry y’all lmao

Wallace a bitch

idk how this is a tangled inspired romance other than an ‘evil stepmother’ (mother gothel) and that the girl is blonde and doesn’t want to cut her hair because it’s giving more beauty and the beast especially with the whole ‘look at my secret library i want to share with you my prisoner’ aka literally beauty and the beast BUT OKAY

Alexis’ nickname being Ali keeps throwing me off lmao

this book is already so precious i need Tully to get her lick back on her fuck ass family 😭

literally 30 pages in and i’m already gonna be an Abby Jimenez girl i see what you booktok bitches were on about I’m already loving this book!

i can already tell this is the book i’ll need to fix the slump of bad ones i’ve been in :)