Ali DaSilva > Recent Status Updates

oh my god like you already called her princess once in your conversation it’s literally every sentence he says in response to her it’s punctuated with Princess. BROTHER I GET IT GOD DAMN.
“you’re a studyaholic, Princess”
*whatever she says back*
“you don’t need to study until you burn out, Princess”
……. and then four more times in the same conversation

i love a text thread in a book 🙂‍↕️

flashing back to when they met and it was on a flight and he was a dickhead about her being in his seat (she wasn’t) and then he lied to the guy next to her saying they were traveling together so he could meet and talk to her???? get tf away from me i’m not talking to anyone on a flight least of all someone who was rude. but she was all for it when she found out he was a writer. BYE

oh my god manipulative psycho?????

oh my god bitch literally what proof do you have that it’s Hank doing all this just because he’s a big burly man get a griiiiip

the narrator of the audio book sounds like Haley from American Dad

she tells him to leave her alone. he leaves her alone. SHES MAD HE LEFT HER ALONE?!

AND THEN she keeps being upset that he’s upset because she won’t talk to him because he wants to explain to her that he loves her but her fricken mind is making her think because he’s pitying himself?! COMMUNICATE LIKE FRICKEN ADULTS. THIS WHOLE BOOK IS MISCOMMUNICATION OH MY GAWD

Anders is a stupid name like why couldn’t it just be Anderson just two more letters

you’re supposed to be 30 stop referring to it as ‘lady bits’ 😭😭😭