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“Chloe is defined not attending Smith and Rory’s emotionally fraught MarioKart session tonight.”

it’s getting juicy

“Here she is, on a cliff in a thrifted suit with a glittery quarterback and the human embodiment of repressed homoerotic angst, and none of them have every had the luxury of running away from what they are.”

"My sister could have helped you. You know she's good at that stuff. And I know everyone else we know has to be all no-homo about everything, but I kinda thought I'd made it clear we're not like that. I mean, I showed you my Sailor Moon collection."
"I know."
"I told you I shared clothes with my sister until I was thirteen."
Chloe leans in. "Quick question: necessity or preference?"

Bro my gaydar is going crazy rn

“Rory, if you show me that dead mouse again, I swear to God I’m gonna make you eat it.”

Ngl Smith and Rory have tension

“But you seem drunk.”
Ace shrugs. “That’s just my personality. Come on.”

Me: stop killing lesbians in books
Also me: oh my god it’s about dead lesbians

I don’t think I want to keep reading this but I also don’t want to dnf it

“As her hand takes mine, I am surprised by a literal crackle of feeling in the touch between us. For a moment I think it might just be in my head, because, let's face it, I'm more than a bit taken with Paulina's looks. But when I look at her, I can tell that she has felt it too. She stops being so perfect and in control, just for a fraction of a second.”

Girlie she’s a literal human tr*fficker 👀

Wait is this an enemies to lovers?

I know I’m gonna cry, and that’s ok

Idk how I feel about this, it’s just kinda off

NO I WAS RIGHT OH MY GOD

UHHHH SO I WAS WRONG

What in Sam Hell

Uhhh so I was wrong, Rosie does NOT have a crush in Flo 😳

I CALLED IT OH MH GOD BRUH

Wait is Jack an unreliable narrator? Like I know she’s lying and she makes that clear, but if my theories are right then things are going to get crazy

Bro that’s crazy
Also Rosie def has a crush on Flo, only queer women are that mean to ppl they like (also happy pride!)

Happy pride month y’all!🏳️‍🌈Go read some queer books!

Bruh the commentary on organized religion in this is *chef’s kiss*

Reading outside>>>>>

Things just got ✨spooky✨

Just reading about her house makes me claustrophobic omg

Someone needs to make a novelization of Brooklyn 99, I would read the shit out of that

Is this…. sapphic enemies to lovers???!?!??? 👀👀

Seymore having anxiety over school even though he’s a literal cat is so relatable fr

No one:
Fmc in a workplace rivals to lovers: he was huge, six and a half feet tall, dwarfing my five foot body, and made fun of me for it-