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“I’m done being patient, Tink. I’m coming for what I want. Right now.”

Excuuuuuseeee me THEOOOOOOOOO

Chapter 19 and whisssskayyyyyyyyyy.

“There she is.”

I WILL EAT IT UP EVERY TIME!!!!!

“I feel an uncanny ache. This is what looking at Charlie is like. Like a gut-punch of a sentence, like a line so sharp you have to set the book aside to catch your breath.”

Nora: “How do you do that?”
Charlie: “Do what?”
Nora: “Say the right thing.”
Charlie: “No one thinks that.”
Nora: “I do.”
Charlie: “Maybe I just say the right thing for you.”

Charlie: “I think we might be good together, Stephens.”
Nora: “Yes, together we add up to one emotionally competent human, a real accomplishment.”

*le sigh

Charlie writing on a napkin: I, Charlie Lastra, of sound mind, do swear I will keep Nora Stephen’s dark, dirty, twisted secret under penalty of law or five million dollars, whichever comes first.
Nora: “Okay, you’ve obviously never seen a contract.”
Charlie: “That’s a fine fucking contract.”

Perfect banter will keep the doctors away!

Forgot how top tier the e-mail banter was!

“Are you happy, January?”
The way this question comes up again is actually my undoing!

Gus: “God”
January: “Are you praying to me, Gus?”
Gus: “Something like that.”

SCREAMING, GAGGING, THROWING UP!

Bruh….Gus is Gusing right now LOL. Is that ok to say? Bahahahha

“He fit so perfectly into the love story I’d imagined for myself that I mistook him for the love of my life.” Ooooooof

“How do you know I won’t keep answering your questions with other questions until we both die?” PERF

“I told you, I don’t think you should leave because I don’t want you to leave.” BRUHHHHH

Dunno what it is about the guards….they’ve been my faves this series lol.

“Like you hate me” LAWDDDDDDDDDD

Life’s been busy but we getting through. Dominic and Rose have me melting.

Such a cutie book so far!

Dominic and Rose’s banter is literal perfection!

“And smiling…will be had by all” LMFAOOOO