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this is boring me so much it hurts

*points to the outfield like a baseball player up to bat* this ones for you hailey vrooman!

*cracks knuckles* ok here we go

“Did God created magic? Or did magic create God?”

“You know, my eyes ain’t too good at all. I can’t see nothing but the general shape of things, so I got to rely on my heart. Why don’t you go on and tell me everything about yourself, so I can see you with my heart.”