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This book has me laughing so much.

Guy killed his father and puts him in his trunk. Girls walks by with her dog and the dog is grauwling. Girls says “he usually only does that when he smells raw meat”

Guy 2 “yeah I am borrowing raw meat for the bbq”. At like midnight??? 😂😂😂

Sydney is on a first day, gets one of her excessive nosebleeds and the guy she is on a date with PASSES OUT.

He so isn’t her match made in heaven 😂

Guy on the first date “You’re the perfect women, except your arms, they are kinda flabby”. Then one minute later he mouths “sorry” to the waitress because the MC doesn’t want to order an alcoholic beverage.

I surely hope he isn’t going to be thé boyfriend 😅

This book isn’t for me.