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'It's here somewhere! I will find it!' He plunged his hands deep into the pile of papers and came up with a dry, papery wasps' nest in one hand and a timer in the other. The timer was ticking. Attached to its back was a length of electrical cord and attached to the other end of the cord was a bundle of dynamite. 'Here!' he screamed. 'Here, take it!'


This books a fucking comedy

Jack this is really not the time to be grabbing your wife’s tits dude

Drink every time ✨Jack Eats Excedrin✨

WE NOW OFFICIALLY KNOW JACK’S HAIR COLOR WE ARE HALF WAY THROUGH AND WE KNOW HIS HAIR COLOR IT IS RED BROWN

“Now the flesh on his testicles had begun to creep too, and his buttocks felt hard and heavy, like stone.”

Thank you Steve. I did not ask. <3

For some reason the words “Western-style shirt” fill me with an incomprehensible rage.

Y’all just k n o w he thought he was cooking when he said “This inhuman place makes human monsters.”

(Because he’s said it at least six times thus far)

MORE THAN A THIRD IN AND WE FINALLY HAVE A DEFINITIVE PHYSICAL TRAIT OF ONE OF OUR MAIN CHARACTERS!
📢DANNY HAS BLUE-GRAY EYES📢

Eve, Psyche & the Bluebeard’s Wife

Thank g o d we got to learn about some random costume designer inventing the strapless bra. God I am sooooo glad I learned about that in my Scary Hotel Book!!

You did not just refer to the proxy of your real life son a ❓schizoid❓

The wasps were a metaphor you see. For….wasps? And stuttering??

I can’t believe it took him this long to say faggot

THANK G O D WE GOT TO DISCUSS THE LOGISTICS OF MARILYN MONROE NOT CHANGING HER NAME AFTER MARRIAGE! STEVE THAT WASNT EVEN HER REAL NAME! AND MAY I REMIND YOU THAT YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD US WHAT JACK, WINNEY AND DANNY EVEN LOOK LIKE?????

DANNY KNOWS D I V O R C E BUT NOT N I G H T M A R E????

I would like to point out that I am nearly a fifth of the way through this book, and despite having so many frivolous details exposed upon…. Stevie Boy has failed to tell me what this family Literally Looks Like

There’s no fucking reason this book needs to be broken up into “books” why was that first chunk “book one”?…

I fucking hate it here

“Other signs flickered past his eyes, some in green letters, some of them on boards stuck at leaning angles into the snowdrifts. NO SWIMMING. DANGER!
LIVE WIRES. THIS PROPERTY CONDEMNED. HIGH VOLTAGE. THIRD RAIL. DANGER OF DEATH. KEEP OFF. KEEP OUT. NO TRESPASSING. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT. He understood none of them completely - he couldn't read!”

You’re fucking kidding

You’re telling me that Danny is too young to comprehend the spelling of “hallucination” (“Ha Loo Sin Nation”) in his inner monologue but the not the words “divorce” or “suicide”?…

There ain’t no way he just spelled it “hommasexshuls”

I just

I just wanna t h r o t t l e himmmm

The last supper but it’s just off brand Dr Pepper is so inexplicably g e n d e r

Snake Oil Man be Snake Oilin

It’s giving John Galt

Took me awhile to circle back to this lad here

My chest hurts and I feel like I’m going to vomit

Jesus Fucking Christ

WHAT DOES THAT M E A N

I swan to John if their eyes match because that’s his s i s t e r I’m gunna commit serious crimes