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Is this the plot for the devil wears prada?

too many plot holes

Who reads this guy bro

This is the most freeing book ever, thisis the only sector of postermodern culture with a flame for life and I recommend it to all of yuo - be a wild horse and gallop freely ⛰️ or be sad bug 🥾

Possibly the best book ever written

Ella Emhoff carries the spirit of Shakespeare's sister

letterboxd sucks do not use that app that app is so trash

every time i smell daisy by marc jacobs i get vietnam flashbacks

900g pork belly, 6 slices ginger, 2 tablespoons oil, 3 tablespoons sugar, 3 spring onions, 1/2 cup shaoxing wine, 3 tablespoons light soy sauce, 1 1/2 tablespoons dark soy sauce, 1 cinnamon stick, 2 star anises, 4 bay leaves, 4 cups water, High Efficiency Low Emissions Coal Power Technology 为人民服务 Decentralised Ownership of Means of Production Rerum Novarum 🫣🫣🫣

dialectical materialism more like dialedeez nuts

moby dick really breaks a reader

all my friends have autism 👽😱🙊

THIS BOOK WILL NOT BEAT ME

i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish moby dick i will finish mo

at dymocks what will i buy

Aye, now, this works better (sneezes). Halloa, this bone dust is (sneezes)—why it’s (sneezes)—yes it’s (sneezes)—bless my soul, it won’t let me… and you don’t get it (sneezes). Come, come, you old Smut... Lucky now (sneezes) there’s no knee-joint to make; that might puzzle a little...

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually

i am going to butcher Elliott Walker

goodreads fan meetup today!!! excited

still going 😔

hey guys no reading update today but i thrifted 6 new books and the bookcase is becoming fire

3 witchy women broke up the friend group tonight, c’est la vie

hey guys quick update:

rule #1 NEVER FOLD.

ok tgat’s it more updates coming soon just haven’t been in a whale book or pedophile mood recently

this is time i'll never get back

I put some flavour in the pot and took the bland out.

- Jack Harlow on Churchill Downs ft. Drake

not sure how to feel

this brother is so horny and for what? i feel like i’m being molested while reading passages about him driving through a town

“Oh, I could visualize myself slapping Valeria's breasts out of alignment” author is evil for making a pedophile this funny and endearing honestly