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if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want" from the musical Grease three times in a single day- seemingly by accident, whether in an elevator, on a radio, a telephone hold button, or wherever-it indicates that you'll surely die before sunset. In contrast, the phantom odor of scorched toast merely means that a deceased loved one continues to watch over you and protect you from harm.

... type of work which most people do in Hell is-telemarketing. I get to talk to real-live people-like yourself-who are still living and breathing and have no idea that I'm dead and phoning them from the Afterlife. Trust me, the vast majority of telemarketing people who ring you up, they're dead. As are all Internet porn models.

This is full of tight clevers, the story is secondary

The place from which you are enjoying the view often blights the view of the people you are viewing

Really interesting ideas about friendship as a modern construct. I also didn't realise how densely populated the Central PNG valley was when discovered in the '30s.... as dense as Holland!

"Dear Mrs., Mr., Miss, or Mr. and Mrs. Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father, or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action."

Move the red line

Love the coke episode

New Zealand mentioned finally. If there was ever a place i would go on the long Earth it would be here.

Agave is more closely related to Asparagus than cacti