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“People don’t change, Luling.” Mom sounds disgusted at my naivete. “We are disadvantaged in a world that wasn’t made for our safety. Look around and show me a powerful woman who doesn’t have a sea of people trying to drag her down. Show me any woman who doesn’t have that.”

She dramatically threw her head back, looking up into the sky, raising her fists and shaking them. “Did you hear that, world? I’m thirty and single and suck at dating. Mr. Malibu said that I, Julia Song, am undateable.”

yes!!!! tell 'em girl!!!!

halmoni istg if i find out that you're lying about this...

“Julia, promise me you’ll try, try to find your true love. You can look where you least expect to find it. That’s usually how I find my glasses.”

i know a diva when i read about one

oooohhhhhhhhhhh so this is what this is all about......

omg creeps everywhere

first page of the first chapter and I've already said "wtf" twice

what is this feature?

😧😧😧😧

“By the way, those Duran Duran “Reflex”–era lace gloves you hate? I sold four pairs today.”

“I don’t hate them,” I say, noting a small blemish in my ballet-pink nail polish. I hide my hands behind my back. “I said they were retro monstrosities that I wouldn’t be caught dead in.”

I LOVE HER ALREADY

I used to like being alone.

I adored solitude when it meant long walks or curling up on the sofa reading under a faded quilt with a cup of lemon tea.
But over time, solitude built to loneliness, and loneliness?

Loneliness sucks.

LET'S GOOOO!!!!

we get it bro, you want 3 kids now move on

the fun's about to begin lol

Vanessa Jr. 😂😂😂

well that was quite straight forward