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oooohhhhhhhhhhh so this is what this is all about......

omg creeps everywhere

first page of the first chapter and I've already said "wtf" twice

what is this feature?

😧😧😧😧

“By the way, those Duran Duran “Reflex”–era lace gloves you hate? I sold four pairs today.”

“I don’t hate them,” I say, noting a small blemish in my ballet-pink nail polish. I hide my hands behind my back. “I said they were retro monstrosities that I wouldn’t be caught dead in.”

I LOVE HER ALREADY

I used to like being alone.

I adored solitude when it meant long walks or curling up on the sofa reading under a faded quilt with a cup of lemon tea.
But over time, solitude built to loneliness, and loneliness?

Loneliness sucks.

LET'S GOOOO!!!!

we get it bro, you want 3 kids now move on

the fun's about to begin lol

Vanessa Jr. 😂😂😂

well that was quite straight forward

Act 2 already???

he's down bad for her and we love that for us

Sometimes I believe some of the adults in my family would fit right into middle school.

me too love, me too

“I’m sorry,” I say, “but you’re the one who stopped short after a turn.”
“Because there was a kid,” she yells, and god, why is she so pretty while she’s yelling at me?

"Can he do it on the phone?"

"No, this guy is a real tight ass. He also has a tight ass, if that at all sways you towards saying yes."


slay

wasn't able to read this due to a busy schedule but now that I have an audio book, no one can stop me lol

bro... she's so stupid and insecure for nothing