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i’m too asexual for some of this stuff but they ARE cute

what in the armpit fetish

sometimes it’s hard to believe leo is a 29 year old man. he acts like a schoolgirl with a crush and it’s so funny

it’s probably, again, because i’m reading this as an audiobook, but leo is giving awkward anime protagonist. he’s such a loser LMAO

maybe it’s bc i’m reading this as an audiobook, but i’m really taken aback by the narration. maybe it’s just because i haven’t heard third person present in ages, but something about the prose feels very telly and distant from leo. it’s like im listening to a documentary about him

i do love me some messed up sapphics but i need a little more progression to believe in this

why is he so horny right out the gate

i thought this was gonna be about tennis not say gex

what do you MEAN you don’t know what this book is about

this is so weird i love it

my seduction game is stronger than vincent’s i swear to god

so…why should i care or be infested in their banter again? it’s been a while since the striker but it shouldn’t be COMPLETELY lost on me from reading this book alone, right?

i’m getting there i promise

someone’s gonna really like seeing this update

the quasi shakespearean is so goofy lmao