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As crack is to an addict, Sandman Slim is to me! 😛

..., 'lying in bed also gives you a greater opportunity than usual to look inside yourself and find out exactly what's going on. That's where it all started: reading and then a desire to write.'

Funny thing about hope. It seldom works out. That’s why they gave it a stupid name like “hope.”

"A monster knows another monster and a real monster knows which ones need to die."

"If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says."

"You let a man hold a gun to your head long enough and he’ll tell you all his secrets."

"Don’t fear God
Don’t worry about death
What is good is easy to get, and
What is terrible is easy to endure"

ICC Champions Trophy time! When the best time to read the Bhagwad Gita. _/\_

"It was the English poet George Herbert who said the best revenge is living well. For Darren Sammy and his men, the best revenge was playing well, and winning the Cup."

“You’re him, aren’t you?” he says. “The nephilim. The monster who kills monsters.”

“I’ll give you an autograph, but if it shows up on eBay, I’m going to be mad.”

"If I ever get out of here, I’m going to find whichever angel invented sand and make it eat this fucking desert while getting a Tabasco enema." The insults!

"People fall so in love with their pain, they can't leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves."

"Jesus might have died for your sins, but a girl is burning for them. I’d trade every one of your fucking lives for one minute of hers. Don’t you dare pray for her. Twiddle your rosaries and pray for yourselves, because if she goes down, I’m the Colonel, the fryer’s hot, and you’re my barnyard chickadees.”

"To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days."

"If you love something," says the Matchmaker, "set it free." Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...

“Jean-Claude Van Damme is Belgian, not French.” There goes my Universal Soldier and Hard Target! :-(

"Director Denial pets his cat. Mrs. Clarke pets her breasts. Mr. Whittier, his chrome wheelchair." I am getting a feeling that it will be sick and sicker.

"Once again the future has screwed us because we never got the jetpacks we were promised as kids."

"Sometimes annoyance will keep you going when booze and fear and hope are as dead as the Big Bopper."

"A man's got to know when to give up, Ajeet." What an oxymoron!

"Vices shouldn’t be safe. They’re what remind us we’re alive and mortal.”

"Aqua Regia is so red it’s almost black, like blood under moonlight. It goes down smooth, like gasoline and pepper spray."
Every page or two, I chuckle or laugh out loud... enticing stares from fellow passengers in the public transport.

"This is one of the reasons I’ll never own a car. I’m hard on things. Everything ends up broken, ripped apart, modified, stuck together, or shot to shit. I’d be naked as Adam and cold as a polar bear if it weren’t for duct tape."

"Damn. When someone gives you his last cigarette, you owe him." I feel like I am going to love this book.

"I give in and light another cigarette even though last night the surgeon general came on the television set and shook his finger at everybody, trying to convince us that smoking will kill us. But Mother once told me tongue kissing would turn me blind and I’m starting to think it’s all just a big plot between the surgeon general and Mother to make sure no one ever has any fun."

Rohit Brijnath wrote, 'When Tendulkar plays, India stills, it quietens, till it is almost possible to hear a collective exhalation with every shot. In a land where governments stutter, the economy stagnates and life itself is an enduring struggle against failure, he is deliverance...' Ind vs Pak, 1st Test @ Chennai, 1999

"Every inch of available space was taken up when the match was resumed on Tuesday morning and the Brabourne Stadium looked ampitheatrical." Ind vs WI, DAY 5, TEST 4 @ Mumbai, 1949

"Mrs. Charlotte Phelan’s Guide to Husband-Hunting, Rule Number One: a pretty, petite girl should accentuate with makeup and good posture. A tall plain one, with a trust fund."

"STANDING On that white lady’s back porch, I tell myself, Tuck it in, Minny. Tuck in whatever might fly out my mouth and tuck in my behind too." Lol

"There was something magical about sitting in a darkened cinema hall, the audience silent, completely focused on the drama unfolding on the big screen."