Samala Rayn (Kafka's Version) > Recent Status Updates

I’m Not mentally prepared for this

oh gosh here we go 😭

AHHHHH

AWWW NEVER MIND ITS SO WHOLESOME AND CUTE

And I really thought this would be wholesome 🗿

Omgosh awwww I love this

I’m feeling rlly sick so what do we do? We watch Maze Runner hehehehe

I’m enjoying this book but I think I’m gonna start the death cure hehehehehe

Nah Cuz i just met this guy and we talked for two hours straight about Jesus, classical music, books, phantom of the opera, political views and academic ambitions, and when we were talking about dream cars and places we wish we could live he went “Look at you, miss expensive.” And I thought it was the cutest thing ever. Only problem? He’s 18 🤣

*insert Tarzan yell*

bro this is so sad :(((((

bro i was so scared of clayton when I was little (still kinda am) and to see him like this is mind boggling

Yeah no I hope Mother Teresa and Aris both die horrible and painful deaths

I may have a crush on Dylon O’Brien (*distant fangirl squeals) but book Tommy is so flat bro.

MiNhOoOoOoOo 🥰🤤🥰

MINHOOOO *HAPPY TEARS* MY BABYYYYYY HES OKAYYYY

MINHOOOO *happy tears* ITS MY BABY MINHOOOO

I like Brenda a lot more than Mother Teresa but WHERE IS MY MINHOOOOOOOOOOO

NO I WILL TEAR U TO PIECES HERMANO IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH A HAIR ON MINHO’S HEAD I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS—

The way I just fell out of bed—
NO….NO-

I…so Minho (my love) gets struck by lightning…writhing in agony…he’s still alive…and all they do is say “He’s fine” and keep talking? I’m sobbing-

Oh goodie Mother Teresa kissed Thomas Jefferson 💀

My poor babies 😭😭😭

my poor babies 😭