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elizard is 78% done with Hamnet

are you fr

— Dec 16, 2025 11:30PM Add a comment

elizard is 71% done with Hamnet

no

— Dec 16, 2025 10:57PM Add a comment

elizard is 24% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

— Nov 11, 2025 07:31PM Add a comment

elizard is 29% done with Splinter Cell (Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, #1)

kurdistan is a PLACE not a LANGUAGE and you JUST TURNED ON YOUR NIGHT VISION GOGGLES WHY DID YOU ENTER THE ROOM AND TURN THE LIGHT ON!!!!!

— Oct 20, 2025 09:12PM Add a comment

elizard is 22% done with Splinter Cell (Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, #1)

bros and i are tearin this one up in the gc 😤

— Oct 20, 2025 02:25PM Add a comment

elizard is 19% done with Splinter Cell (Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, #1)

PRODUCT PLACEMENT??? AND “How come every mall in America has the exact same combination of fast-food restaurants? It’s one of the mysteries of the universe.” GIRL WHAT 😭😭😭 THIS CANNOT BE MY BOY FR IT CANNOT BE

— Oct 20, 2025 01:43PM Add a comment

elizard is 13% done with Splinter Cell (Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, #1)

#notmysamfisher

— Oct 20, 2025 11:45AM Add a comment

elizard is 12% done with Splinter Cell (Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, #1)

this book is so ridiculous fr

— Oct 20, 2025 10:56AM Add a comment

elizard is 86% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

what in the challengers

— Jul 20, 2025 12:37AM Add a comment

elizard is 85% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

GIRL DONT DO IT

— Jul 20, 2025 12:34AM Add a comment

elizard is 83% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

A VAMPIRE!!!!! WHAT IS WHA WHAT IS

— Jul 19, 2025 11:20PM Add a comment

elizard is 83% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

his voice an OCTAVE LOWER???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AN OCTAVE IS!!!!!

— Jul 19, 2025 11:18PM Add a comment

elizard is 78% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

oh also. actually. her dad knows. and her dad made the checkup reports idk idk

— Jul 19, 2025 10:38PM Add a comment

elizard is 78% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

alright. there’s no way it’s that simple tbh. cos like. girlie pop has The Power so. nick’s dad is covering sumn up that’s all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— Jul 19, 2025 10:37PM Add a comment

elizard is 77% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

not the DRESS SHOPPING HAHAHA OK TWILIGHT IN TECHNICOLOR!!

— Jul 19, 2025 10:33PM Add a comment

elizard is 72% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

HOLD ON SPIDER MONKEY

— Jul 19, 2025 10:01PM Add a comment

elizard is 71% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

youre tellin me this guy took a goodnight shower and immediately put on LOW-RISE JEANS??

— Jul 19, 2025 09:54PM Add a comment

elizard is 67% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

okay so what it’s actually giving is tamlin and rhysand amirite. amirite anybody.

— Jul 13, 2025 10:30PM Add a comment

elizard is 51% done with Holy Terrors (Little Thieves, #3)

idk i just think lilje is sus and also this is an inside job idk idk

— Jun 24, 2025 07:23PM Add a comment

elizard is 48% done with Holy Terrors (Little Thieves, #3)

the mountain in the fountain…… should i stand in traffic

— Jun 24, 2025 07:23PM Add a comment

elizard is 35% done with Holy Terrors (Little Thieves, #3)

ok so irmgard is dead or not real or sumn and the bergamot is the smell of demons idk

— Jun 24, 2025 07:22PM Add a comment

elizard is 6% done with Holy Terrors (Little Thieves, #3)

SHE JUST TELLS ANYBODY THAT SHE’S THE PFENNIGEIST???

— Jun 24, 2025 07:22PM Add a comment

elizard is 43% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

im scared yall…. I just feel like it’s giving Hans or whatever that guy’s name was. The frozen guy u kno. im afraid. And the other dude is giving snape. mark my words

— May 25, 2025 02:50AM Add a comment

elizard is 39% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

HAHAHHAAHA WHAT YOUVE KNOWN THIS GUY FOR LIKE 48 HOURS!!! WHAT WHAT !!!;!:!,$,$!! there’s no freakin way bro

— May 25, 2025 02:26AM Add a comment

elizard is 16% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

ok balat!! it’s giving psychotic 💕

— Feb 18, 2025 02:38AM Add a comment

elizard is 13% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

okay like. is there no better system for the bridges. is there NO BETTER SYSTEM?? also big lol at kaladin just built different ig 😭 he got that main character protective spell activated

— Jan 18, 2025 06:03AM Add a comment

elizard is 10% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

no offense but shallan, girlie……. why did you choose to rob one of the — IN YOUR WORDS — MOST POWERFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD??!? like………. girl why didn’t you find somebody like maybe a little more defeatable w a soulcaster 😭 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

— Jan 17, 2025 03:33AM Add a comment

elizard is 8% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Jasnah is THAT GIRL 👏

— Jan 12, 2025 06:46PM 1 comment

elizard is 7% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

HE’S NINETEEN??!????? 🫨

— Jan 10, 2025 11:01AM Add a comment

elizard is 6% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

is this the place where our boy son-son wore his white clothes. ?

— Jan 10, 2025 07:19AM Add a comment

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