Blake Christian > Recent Status Updates

Just read her other SS, unread messages, now on to this. Didnt know she had so many??

I was reading this at a coffee shop in the LES when suddenly the coffee shop became an open-mic stand-up comedy show. Obviously, I stayed. But then I was stuck there for 4 hours because I didn't want to make anyone feel bad and leave during their set. This would 100000% happen to a Rooney character.

I don’t know what led me to read this again but I’m like sickeningly happy to be reading Rooney and yeah

Is it bad that THIS is what’s inspiring me the most rn

funny and weird

Goth GF was so funny

Wait. I’m obsessed

Very Plath

Another boss rec (feels like homework even tho it’s fire)

I’m just so obsessed with her writing. Soooo introspective to body psychology