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"Logs roared, open wounds split and burst, skulls melted, blood came bubbling down, and the greedy fire-demons drank flesh and bones from the dead of both sides, until nothing was left."

why is this so boring. has nothing on the green knight thusfar

no one was going to tell me victor frankenstein was gay?

scene with the lady of the castle lowk had more tension than some modern erotica (undercut by mentioning God constantly), also "He put his arms around the lord's neck and kissed him as courteously as a knight could." #bisexualgawain

ridiculously homosocial 😭

it reallly sounds like gawain and the green knight are talking about a handjob instead of an axe blow

ryland grace is not depressed enough. bro gets slingshotted into space alone with no chance at survival and is not nearly as upset about that as he should be. all the scenes where grace actually gets sad weir is just like "he cried" and then moves on. i want to see him cry so hard he throws up and contemplate killing himself until he realizes he doesn't have the guts to do it. give me something idk.

ryland grace so millennial... also when he says "it's never occurred to anyone that alien life could be single-celled organisms and not little green men" i am very much not a scientist but that's dumb bro... astrobiologists think its most likely that we could discover proof of life on mars. they think its most likely that martian life would manifest as microscopic organisms in the subterranean sea