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why tf is he talking ab toilets for so long omg

whenever i can’t fall asleep i start reading this book again and my eyes automatically close themselves

“(…) because she had two men at the circle to choose from - one of them volcanic, calligraphic enigma who climbed walls to take her from behind” bffr “grotesque fatty back” too??!????

they were talking about his 2 dead sisters a second ago and now she’s giving him a handjob bffr dave eggers is so messy worst smut i’ve ever read 😭😭

WTF?????

wtf

a grown ass man wants to hug it out bffr

5 pages of her just kayaking.

denial is a river in egypt

i cant believe i read 4 pages of her only complaining about fucking burlap and her old job

two pages in hoping for a lesbian love story with annie and mae

third attempt on reading lolita

ok sisters slay

this book is so unfunny i acc want to kms

i thought i’d get into this book more quickly

OMG IF SHE MENTIONS THOSE FUCKING BLUE EYES ONE MORE TIME AGAIN I WILL BURN THIS BOOK

whys she always pointing out his “long legs” i’m picturing this mf as slanderman wym 😭

i hope the smut is worth this

the book hasn’t even really started and i already ship aaron more with rosie than the mc

“He’s a hundred-eighty pounds of future USC football player, and while he’s always been pretty harmless, people know they shouldn’t mess with him.” Ok? But when Masen was involved in a fight with trey JD had the hardest time holding him back pls 😭😭😭

please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over please don’t be over

it’s almost 4am.