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“blood is a very special juice” ok edward cullen

fighting for my life

this month i’ll either be absolutely miserable or unbearably esoteric. stay tuned to see the hegelian effect.

girls ARE prettier when they cry! stunning observation by blifil

alas! the babe doth not smell like a christian

tmw you have to ask a psychic monkey if your spelunking adventure was just a bad trip

curiosity killed the cat but the cat’s just an insecure guy

“with too little sleep and too much reading his brains dried out” the ghost of cervantes is in my room warning me

shut UP about the mushrooms sergei!!

groundbreaking! man yet again discovers empathy

convinced vronsky wrote we can’t be friends (wait for your love) by ariana grande

struck by the foreboding sense that everyone is going to be emo for the majority of this book

i don’t think it’s supposed to be scary but this book is my worst nightmare

arson is a feminine urge. virgil just confirmed.

“but venus had enough of his complaints”

me too, girl, me too

this book grates my brain. icky but i can’t stop.

eowyn and faramir are THE og hospital romance !!

legolas and gimli planning their girls trip after they finish with the perils of war is too cute

allegory of the cave woohoooo!!

thrasymachus is a buffoon

“these mean suitors” hmm. mixed feelings about this translation so far.