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monique declaring that being called an ‘oreo’ is one of her most traumatic moment is sending me so fkn bad lmao jenkins reid is so white 😭

that movie is a dream atp so i might as well listen to it.

love a self aware and arrogant queen. especially one that talks shameless smack! this is what i need all celeb memoirs to give. glad i broke my embargo for this lol

she’s funny as fuck lmao

this was IT as a teen aw

every time she mentions her bf it’s like can be just die brutally already

need 3 seasons about the sisters right now and asap

this man gave ew from the jump and trusting him (after all that like girl be so serious) will be her downfall i just know it

quick, fast & in a hurry

“Sarah was struggling along with a husband for whom we all wished a short sickness and a quick funeral.“ REAL

the main character’s stupidity is so hard to take 🙄 i hate a willful dummy

not the octaroons??? come on beige brigade 😭

extremely routine so far. thought his tv show being lacklustre wrt dialogue/atmosphere was due to a lack of experience with the medium. but this novel isn’t much better 😔 hoping it picks up but rn looks like another one where the authorly hype is unfounded…

“The “First Coloreds” in medicine, law, politics, baseball, education, engineering, basketball, biochemical research, the armed services, tennis, and film production will all be asked to come forward and speak about their success.”

still & somehow worse in the future :/

the blatant way she doesn’t care for black power kills me. she’s not even trying to couch it she straight up doesn’t give a fuck lmao

guess im not done with celebrity memoirs afterall

the so many people were willing to pin their on this lane ass loser simply because he was a man is crazy but unsurprising.

“And fat as I is, I look distinguished; you see me coming and know somebody’s there.”

realll

LMAO

nkwaseasɛm from the jump lmaoo
ghanaian men will fully follow each other to hell if it means there’s money at the end 😭

metaphor city but in a fun way (so far)

when ama ata aidoo said running very fast just to remain where they are…..

all this hard scammed money only to hand it over to a man that hasn’t made any effort to build a life with her is so disappointing. plus he’s a whole predatory creep and corny too. where were the parents fr. h8 this for her.

“Soon as I got one day done here come a night.”

these stereotypes…

need this power asap

was wondering what kind of person would obsess about herself this much but then i remembered the whole celebrity thing. doesn’t mean it isn’t pathetic and kind of insane though

“Maybe you don’t believe in concerts but you believe in music; you care what happens to it and you’re willing to contribute what you can for whatever it may be worth. Probably not much.”

tried this so many times but it’s finally sticking yay