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scott literally reminds me of a fly that won’t die

pls i literally have no time to read bc it’s the last week of school and my teachers r making me write an essay and read another book and write an essay on it and the book is literally fan fiction

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING

i’m literally in love with this man

i told my brother that i wanted to marry a dark haired psychopath who has at least tried to kill me once and he goes what’s wrong with u

it’s literally taking me light years to read this

in science were reading this book and it literally sounds like fanfic

it’s thundering rn and all i can think about is tate’s monologue from bully we’re she’s like “thunder, torrential rain, puddles, wet shoes.”

my dog just bit my ear and now i’m convinced he’s diesel viper

this book is literally taking me light years to read

my dad just called reading boring i’m now filing to get emancipation

i just realized that my heating pad says kaz on it know wonder it’s so hot

my neighbors low key look like sjm fan art and it’s actually rlly creepy if one of them sprouts wings i’m outta here

i literally have no time to read bc of school

i rlly wanna read greek mythology and cry

my teacher literally just told me that she’s read fanfic go her

diesel literally acts like an immature child and a murderous puppy

i am so ready to be scarred for life

ummm dante buddy i kinda hate u so ya better have a good excuse for y ur so rude and don’t blame it on ur dead wife kk

i just got my dad to order me den of vipers AwKwArD

i’m literally so excited for gianna and matteos book

this book is literally so good