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what if i said frankenstein is the og whump

"... and wickedly, falsely, traitorously, and otherwise evil-adverbiously..." 😭

linton: i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms. at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

crazy how every single man in this book is either a brute or a complete pansy there's no in between

heathcliffs trying soso hard to play matchmaker 😭

charles dickens is preying on one of my greatest weaknesses: mistreated feeble old men >:(

"Heathcliff, if I were you, I'd go stretch myself over her grave and die like a faithful dog." 🤯ISABELLA USING FIGHTING WORDS 🥊

heathcliff's three page rant of insults against isabella was so intense jesus

only on ch2 and already feeling the high schooler who scribbled 'hate this' in the copy i'm reading

theres a bulldog named throttler and he's the sweetest character in the book

cathy just called her husband a pussy in like twelve different ways

I Can Fix Heathcliff.

maybe im just too impartial to angsty brooding rude characters with a mysterious tragic backstory.. but i rly like heathcliff so far lol

so ive arrived at the goat part ... 😕

they just threw him in the poop pit :/

ranking of most disturbing rat scenes ive read, april 2024:
1. american psycho
2. the painted bird [new entry] (+1)
3. johnny got his gun (-1)
4. all quiet on the western front
5. 1984

"Man, how ignorant art thou in thy pride of wisdom! Cease; you know not what it is you say." 🔥🔥‼️